Cur Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A. <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote

Karla Turner's 10 Facts in Respect to Alien Abductions:

1) We don't know with any certainty  exactly what these entities may be;  they
may be extraterrestrial, inter-dimensional, earthly or some combination of the
above.

The bimbo left out "imaginary" and Upper Atmosphere Entities, thereby
missing the only two reasonable "guesses."

2) At least some of the aliens lie. [Predictions, warnings, promises, and
contradictions.]

3)  During encounters, the human's perceptions are controlled as are the
conscious memories of the encounters.

4) False memories can overlay and disguise the actual events of an encounter.

ROTMFFLMMFAO!!

[ mounds of goofy yapping snipped ]