| Subject: What will happen to the debunkers now that the UFO cover-up is officially over?? |
| From: Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A. |
| Date: 29/10/2003, 05:40 |
| Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.paranet.abduct |
What will happen to the debunkers now that the UFO cover-up is officially over??
10) Debunk something useful like the Big-Bang theory?
9) Manage the Dixie Chicks fan-club.
8) Apologize to all honest UFO researchers and ask for forgiveness.
7) Join the circus so they can clean up the elephant cages!
6) Feed J. O-BORG cheese-burger intravenously!
5) Denounce and correct Project Blue Book!
4) Put Phil (No)-Klass out to pasture.
3) Burn all copies of the Condon Report.
2) Dismantle statue of Carl Sagan.
1) Demand that they were "believers" the whole time.