Bevis Peters Is Right/11 Nice Things About UFO Debunkers

Glad You Are Back Mr. B. Peters/11 Nice Things About UFO Debunkers

We are very happy you are back with us Mr. Peters, and hope you have some great
information to share.  We also appreciate your appeal for sympathy toward the
current UFO debunkers, they need as much as they can get.   So in that vein,
"we" have put together a list of some very nice characteristics about these
luckless charlatans, hopefully you will approve.   Furthermore,  we have
received a very positive response from the general public, with the exception of
a few rabid shut-ins!

As more and more ex-debunkers "come out of the closet" we are witnessing the
very last vestiges of these hooligans and deceivers.  Many astronauts are coming
forward with some startling revelations, as well as other military personnel and
professionals from every scientific field .  Hopefully one day, UFO debunkers,
those "vandals of science" , will climb aboard the truth train and unshackle
their chains of deception.  Time waits for no one, especially UFO debunkers.


11 Nice Things About UFO Debunkers:

1) They are kind to their Mothers; 2) They write easily disposable articles in
Parade Magazine; 3) They can say, "Atmospheric inversion, swamp gas, ball
lightning, and Doug and Dave" without stuttering on television; 4) They have a
great data base on satanic cults (and their so-called relationship with
thousands of cattle mutilations, world-wide.)  Do UFO debunkers belong to these
cults?; 5) For every 100 UFO sightings, they can explain away 101; 6) They are
VERY fond of Venus, and invoke it whenever possible. (Thanks to a reader for
this one!!); 7) UFO Debunking keeps malcontents off the street and gives them
something to do; 8) They are kind to their Mothers  (Sorry to repeat this one.
But we've run out of nice things to say.); 9) 10) 11)

Let it never be said again, that the honest UFO researchers NEVER have anything
nice to say about UFO debunkers.  It just isn't true.  I have just stated 10
nice things about UFO debunkers.  Although I guess those truth delinquents can
debunk even that.
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danw7135@ix.netcom.com(Daniel G. Walimaa ) added the following:

Excellent list! And let us not forget to mention the literally hundreds
of hours of zany fun and laughs that the debunkers have provided us all
with throughout the years! These literary clowns have thrilled and
entertained the world unceasingly and unselfishly for years now with
their misinformed and illogical explanations and, well, that's gotta
count for something, right? Sure it does, so let's give them all a big
hand. I now honorably declare this day to be the first annual
Debunker's Day! Hooray! :>
Dan W. 
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holson@california.com (Howard Olson) made these comments:

But the best thing about UFO debunkers is that they are totally
ineffectual in substantially aiding the UFO cover-up. They are clearly
their own worst enemy and the best unwitting allies that Ufology could
hope for. They make us look good! With their blatant ad hominem and
armchair dogmatism they make the strongest case possible that the
Truth IS out there !!!

Howard
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"saucer@bellsouth.net"@bellsouth.net (Alex P. LeClair) contributed:

I've known of more people to become convinced that there are aliens behind
some of the UFO phenomenon after hearing the debunker's "so-called"
explanations.   ...They find those explanations are far more absurd than
the extra-terrestrial hypothesis: swamp gas, mass hallucination, shared dreams,
chasing the planet Venus (Mantle case), hedge hogs having sex (in reference to
crop circles ).
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Updates: Debunking gives something useful to do
for the tabloid readers (Sludge/Sage); Whore House Dogs (U. Bob),
animal husbands (Chump-Pest), anal-sex addicts (Wider-Sham),
7-year old bed-wetters (Davis) and useful idiots (George).