T.A.G in on an -- In Cyberspace No One Can 'ear You Being Abducted--
                  .................................Ghost-To-Ghost AM Tangent.
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For those as yet unawares Art Bell is Back! to the graveyard-shift radio show
that he created,

Coast-to-Coast-AM - the paranormal paramilitary para-area-51 paranoid paragon
of polemic parafun (so TAG says - Ed)

(Art's back for the weekends)

If you're a night-owl, or prone to bouts of insomnia, or have otherwise 
ever stumbled across Art's show whilst fiddling with the radio anywhere in 
the,

"1-6 am?! IMPOSSIBLE, there's no such time!"

unZeusly hours, you're likely awares 'ow simultaneously intriguing-enjoyable-
crackpot, deeply-surreal interesting and informative his show is particularly
on the topic of UFO's and the Paranormal, und, if you're located anywhere
even remotely cool in the world, you're probably also annoyed by the
assumptive-and-yet-patently-obvious fact that this show was, in the words
of the great philosophers,

"c'mon Rupert mang, made for us! [pause] I must dance now
 pass le Spatula..AVEC!"

(so we're "odd" are we? - Ed)

I prefer, "Non-Rectangular".

point being, this show was made for those interested in non-mainstream
items like the Paranormal, the Parascience and the UFO's.

and yet, if, in one of life's bitter ironies, a trapezoid 'eaded <insert
citizen from a stiff-necked neighboring state> (oo would never be seen
listening to Art Bell to begin with!) gets better reception! as they have
a local C-2-C affiliate! and you don't, well, then it's just more than one
can take!

(The Punctuation-Society called, they say, you're being indicted for 
exclamation-mark-abuse - Ed)

Don't Go Away Ed, Go Far Away.

..while *we're* forced to try to pull in cross-border affiliates..

..by kidnapping complete strangers for the sole purpose of  'aving them
stand around at obtuse right angles, blindfolded on our roof and in our 
basement, in order to act as human radio signal augmenting antennae!

[pause]

Not that I'd know personally.

Anyway, I say, 

No More! if we just called on The Authority to hold France in place
while the Earth rotated, we could bury the entire country under the worlds 
oceans! Oooze with Me Lads!

(... - Ed)

<tug down on shirt>

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..yes, well, I also say: Point Being: for those without good reception
Coast-to-Coast-AM can now be tuned into via the Internet, at

               The Ministry of Digital Sub-Culture

TAG-HQ --> http://www.geocities.com/michael_xavier_maelstrom

Please Pass this message on to fellow UFO and Paranormal activity buffs
_particularly_ in areas where radio reception of Coast-to-Coast AM is
poor to non-existent.

PLEASE, if you are able to pull in Coast-to-Coast AM locally on your radio
or by any -other- means (such as subscribing to Coast-to-Coast's web-site
stream) then please do NOT use this service in place of your regular means.

Un-necessary increased usage could overload the system.

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Nocturnal-Tree-Dwellers-with-Acute-Retina: Don't Forget. this Friday is 
Art's Halloween Special: GHOST TO GHOST AM with Art Bell.

Be there, or be, you know, a parallelogram.


                                              -- Sir The Avante Guardian

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       --   Michael Xavier Maelstrom, The Avante Guardian, TAG   --
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