Rogue UFO-Debunkers Join Forces With Rebel Units
Amalgamated Press--near Area 51, Groom Lake Nevada

A squadron of official State UFO-Debunkers deserted their posts today to form
their own para-military rebel force.  This "rogue" group of debunkers were
outraged and insulted that the NBC-TV Network would unilaterally broadcast
classified data that confirms an off-world race abducting, hybridizing and
leaving foreign implants in humans around the globe.

A spokesman for this "rogue" UFO-Debunking Company stated, "...that NBC Special
was the last straw to our credibility, which was already at an historical
all-time low.  We have to find new ways to distort, mislead and confuse the
public"

Supposedly this renegade debunker corp. will rendezvous with a similar unit near
Argyll, Scotland.  Cooperative exercises will take place later in the year, and
will be closed to the general public, who have demanded an environmental impact
study before the "exercies" begin .  Led by an ancient anthropologist who
curiously goes by the name "Weller", this Great Britain faction have been
debunking UFOs for many years since their formation, apparently though without
much luck.  "But I keep trying," quipped the nearly senile Professor Weller.

The USA branch of Rogues have set up headquarters at Area-51, a top-secret
military base where downed ET craft are back-engineered for the benefit of the
Pentagon and related corporations.  The Rogues will apparently be "bunking "
down with the Grey ET race, although this arrangement has not yet been endorsed
by the Praying-Mantis type race who also inhabit this clandestine base.  

Data is still sketchy about who is in control of the Rogues.  Rumour has it that
a Colonel and a Staff Sergeant named "O-Borg" and "K.K. Kofff" respectively are
rumored to be in charge.  Alliance to this group involves pledging allegiance to
the Great Weather Balloon in the Sky [Project MO-GULL] and doing a ritual
hedge-hog dance that no human outside of this fraternity has ever seen!

In an exclusive interview with staff Amalgamated Press reporter Blitzkrieg
Wolfman, Col. O-Borg formerly announced his groups mission.  "Our goals are very
modest," quipped  
O-Borg , "we need to establish a perimeter of lies, untruths and misinformation.
Fortify that perimeter with good old-fashioned debunking, i.e. swamp gas,
temperature inversions and weather balloons."  Added O-Borg, "Desperate times
require desperate measures, and UFO debunkers are as desperate as we can get!
Almost 100% of our population have heard about Extraterrestrials and over 50%
correctly believe that their fellow humans ARE being abducted by these ETs." 

When word of this Rogue groups AWOL reached Fuhrer of the Debunkers, Phil Klass,
he seemed outright dejected.  Klass gave a meddlesome and somewhat saddening
statement.   Poured Klass, "Carry on, Boys.  While I don't approve of your
actions, I understand them.  We may win a few more battles, but we have lost the
war.  The way they treated me on that NBC-Special was deplorable, but nobody
with an IQ above 10 believes me anymore anyway!"  How true, how true.

Honest UFO researchers were not so enthusiastic about this new Rogue Debunking
Group.  Art Wholeflaffer, ex-C.E.O. of SAGAN (Students Against Greys and
Nordics) made this prudent observation, "This Renegade Group poses a real threat
to our national security. NATO has been put on Red Alert--there may be
subsequent bombings
around parts of England and America.  Take cover and do not eat the depleted
uranium
trailings, for they are toxic, " informed Wholeflaffer.

Sir Arthur Wholeflaffer has rationally derided and ridiculed State UFO-debunkers
for years. Wholeflaffer also noted that "the Renegades now have full access to
the underground FEMA/DoD 20,000 mile-long COG/Meg-Lev anti-gravity magnetic rail
system.  This underground rail system was built using Black Budget money.
Remember that the Black Budget is totally unaccountable to either Congress or
the public who pays for it.  These Renegades can now spread their nonsense to
every State, County and City in this nation.  We may have to petition the
Pleiadean ET-race for help if we cannot stop them by conventional means!!"
Details of that last statement went unexplained for national security reasons.

Since the NBC-TV special aired in February, UFO Debunkers as a group have
stepped-up their dis-information campaign against the well documented facts
regarding the alien presence on Earth. 

In addition to this very disturbing development, Air-Force jets have reportedly
been bombing metropolitan areas with poisonous "chem-trail", which contain a
variety of viruses, some apparently lethal.  These diseased germs have
contributed to flu-like symptoms that have ravaged America from coast-to-coast.
Whether this can be tied to the Renegade Group is uncertain.  Wholeflaffer
commented, "Did they do that?  I wouldn't put it past them.  One thing is for
sure, these Rogue Debunkers are a cancer to our civilized, democratic society
and must be irradiated by truth and facts."

Gen. Borman Killemall was even more emphatic, "We will massacre these Renegades,
Rebels, Rogues, Reactionaries, Terrorists and Guerrillas.  We will destroy,
vaporize, expunge, exterminate, murder, slaughter, abolish, liquidate and
eliminate them!"  When asked if the Military would contemplate using the
ultra-secretive, earth-penetrating bismuth/magnesium/cobalt Anti-Matter Bombs,
the General replied, "That's classified.  But if it comes to that, yes indeed."

Complied from reports by Ace Amalgamated Press Reporter -H.G. Von Frugelblitzz

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