"DJ_TOTALLY_MASSIVE" <DJ_TOTALLY_MASSIVE@DJTOTALLYMASSIVE.COM> wrote in message news:<FaSdnf4Vdu5lxSOiRVn-ig@gwi.net>...

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The legend lives on from the trailer-trash on down,
Of the Nut-bag they call "Kooky-Con-roid."

The people all know, He's fix-ated on coal.
and his boring old fossilized Hemorrhoid.

With a load of Manure 26-thousand tons more,
than the good kook could post up at E-Bay.

The Kook-was kill-filed as the bone spam compiled.
When the A.U.K. voting came early.

When the ballot-time came the old Kook looked so lame
And he said boys it's been good to spam ya....

ISP's wearing-thin from complaints that came in
and they said "Ed, we'll now have to ban Ya...

:Chorus:

DJ TOTALLY MASSIVE

ok -- THIS deserves an award of some kind.  Bravo Zulu OM.