Subject: Hope Santa Doesn't Slip From His Sled
From: Ed Conrad
Date: 24/11/2003, 02:15
Newsgroups: sci.physics.new-theories,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.agnosticism,alt.fan-art-bell

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I hear that Santa has relented this year
Pseudos WILL get a gift, have no fear.
It'll be Vasoline, quite nice
So other scumbags, entice
And it'll go well after a six-pack of beer.

Ed Conrad
 htp://www.edconrad.com 

Man as Old as Coal