Peter J Ross <pjr@NOSPAMpetitmorte.net> wrote in message news:<14nc2gkqr73hf.dlg@gadfly.meow.org>...

On Fri, 12 Dec 2003 02:56:52 GMT, Bill Cleere wrote:

Cliff Smith wrote:

** Announcing the first annual **
** GRAND PRIZE KOOKERY CONTEST! **

On behalf of Hugh, Mr 4X and myself, I hereby issue a challenge to all

 kooks

and anyone else with too much spare time on their hands. I'll personally
offer a prize of a CD token sent to your home address (or the

 institution

where you are incarcerated) for the most entertaining theory that links

 as

many as possible of the subjects on the list below into one vast

 conspiracy

theory, henceforth to be known as the Grand Unified Theory of Kookdom.
Theories should be at least 500 words long, and should be as

 entertaining as

possible. No stupid stuff like "They're all on your dumbass gay list".

 Put

some effort into it guys! If it turns out to be fun we could do it again
next year.

Without further ado, here's the list:

Freemasons
Zionism
The Bible
Aliens
Abductions
Child abuse
Other dimensions
Vampires
Telepathy
Secret scientific knowledge
Reincarnation
HAARP
Reptillians
Dallas and Dynasty (TV series)
Atlantis
Nazis
The assassination of JFK
The Mayan Calendar
The Pyramids
Crystals
Nostradamus
The Knights Templar
Lemuria
Planet X
Communists
MIBs
Iraq
Afghanistan
The Rothschilds
Ariel Sharon
George Bush (both of 'em)
Greenpeace
Liberals
The Columbia disaster
The Challenger disaster
The explosion in Siberia in 1908
The Yeti
Bigfoot
The Loch Ness monster
The Bermuda Triangle
The Nazca lines
The Easter Island statues
Stonehenge
Tibet
Time travel
The Rhodes Scholars
The British Royal Family
The (faked) Apollo missions
Rice pudding
Income tax

Three words: Priory of Sion

Doesn't work. No Merovingians on the lits, except Ariel Sharon.

Don't be so literal.  Connections abound.
Just to take a few examples:

-- The Nazca Lines, plotted on a transparency and
laid over a map of the Languedoc, correspond exactly
to the lines joining the Sacred Places of Montsegur,
Carcasonne, Rennes-le-Chateau, etc.

-- Knights Templar, direct descendants of Dagobert
the Last

-- Rice pudding, favorite dish of the sea monster who
mated with Mary Magdalen to sire the Merovingian
dynasty.

Warning: Asking how rice pudding fits in will just piss
me off, so don't even think about it.

You fit it in by using an anal probe, right?

No matter how elevated the discussion, you snuhbois
find a way to take it down to the gutter.

-- Bill Cleere

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PJR :-)
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