I've added the newsgroup that contains the pros at this sort of thing.

On Fri, 12 Dec 2003 02:33:17 -0000, "Cliff Smith"
<cliff(nospam)smith@ntlworld.com> wrote:

} ** Announcing the first annual **
} ** GRAND PRIZE KOOKERY CONTEST! **
} 
} On behalf of Hugh, Mr 4X and myself, I hereby issue a challenge to all kooks
} and anyone else with too much spare time on their hands. I'll personally
} offer a prize of a CD token sent to your home address (or the institution
} where you are incarcerated) for the most entertaining theory that links as
} many as possible of the subjects on the list below into one vast conspiracy
} theory, henceforth to be known as the Grand Unified Theory of Kookdom.
} Theories should be at least 500 words long, and should be as entertaining as
} possible. No stupid stuff like "They're all on your dumbass gay list". Put
} some effort into it guys! If it turns out to be fun we could do it again
} next year.
} 
} Without further ado, here's the list:
} 
} Freemasons
} Zionism
} The Bible
} Aliens
} Abductions
} Child abuse
} Other dimensions
} Vampires
} Telepathy
} Secret scientific knowledge
} Reincarnation
} HAARP
} Reptillians
} Dallas and Dynasty (TV series)
} Atlantis
} Nazis
} The assassination of JFK
} The Mayan Calendar
} The Pyramids
} Crystals
} Nostradamus
} The Knights Templar
} Lemuria
} Planet X
} Communists
} MIBs
} Iraq
} Afghanistan
} The Rothschilds
} Ariel Sharon
} George Bush (both of 'em)
} Greenpeace
} Liberals
} The Columbia disaster
} The Challenger disaster
} The explosion in Siberia in 1908
} The Yeti
} Bigfoot
} The Loch Ness monster
} The Bermuda Triangle
} The Nazca lines
} The Easter Island statues
} Stonehenge
} Tibet
} Time travel
} The Rhodes Scholars
} The British Royal Family
} The (faked) Apollo missions
} Rice pudding
} Income tax
} 
} ...plus bonus points for any other whacko subjects we might have missed.
} Closing date 31st December. Winner to be judged by popular acclaim, and
} announced as soon as the dust settles. Come on you kooks, here's your chance
} to put all that pent-up paranoia to good use!