The notorious, award winning, net kook known as Twonky babbled:

----- Original Message ----- From: "Michael Davis" <mdavis19@ix.netcom.com>
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Sent: Monday, December 15, 2003 4:51 PM
Subject: Re: Time Travel // UFO Evidence and Proof // Watched the Movie 'Donnie
Darko' last night !!

The notorious, award winning, net kook known as Twonky babbled:

For the blathering idiot, Mike Davis......

"Sir Gilligan Horry" <GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote in message
news:m1cqtvkg70v6rek29tu0hiugngpp26huhb@4ax.com...

Time Travel // UFO Evidence and Proof // Watched the Movie 'Donnie
Darko' last night !

Lovely Movie !!

As eXciting as a Team Satan crop clown show.....

___________________

Diskclaimer:
Work of Art Sir Father Fiddle Sticks Artie.

http://www.donniedarko.com

How do you find this stuff.....?

And something also wrapped ...

http://www.anzwers.org/free/updates/welcome.html

I found the following in that site. A must read for any
debunker...

http://www.eboards4all.com/866799/messages/6.html

A snippet from the article...

"We find ourselves faced by powers which are far stronger than
we had assumed, and whose base is at present unknown to us. More
I cannot say at present. We are now engaged in entering into closer
contact with those powers, and in six or nine months time it may be
possible to speak with some precision on the matter."

I wonder how far that 'closer contact' has progressed......? Not far
because crop markings are all hoaxed, and we are evolved....

"We find ourselves faced by powers which are far stronger than
we had assumed....."

That's what you get for being assuming asses....!

".....and whose base is at present unknown to us. ...."

I know where their base is.....

Dr. Werner von Braun, 1959.

Very important man that Werner. He's no Wiener, Whiner nor a kook....!
And he believes in UFOs. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHOHA....in your
face.....skeptics......! Read the entire article. Get back to me and start
denying....?

You do know that you can only win Kook of the Month once, right
Twacky?

You've already got it. You can stop campaigning now. Or
are you also trying for a lifetime achievement award?

I said I want it for life.

Tough. One per customer only.

Not just a month. Show me how much
you love me and my words, or I'll turn it down and give it back
to you. Stick it up your evolved monkey butt, for all I care...

Anal fantasies noted.

It's stuff I haven't read before....!

That's because most of the stuff on that page is just made-up BS.

Most....? So...not all....?

The stuff that isn't made up is so vague, ambiguous and irrelevant that it is meaningless.

That says it all about you. You are made of bullshit.......
Why don't you just keep away from me.

I'm about as far away from you as I can get without having to move to Cuba and deal with that Uber Kook Castro.

You have nothing
of any value to add.....

As opposed to you, who adds much needed comedy to these NGs.

Did you notice any of the names an organizations involved. Don't you
think those very high rank people, and organizations, or 'their' higher
ups, and families of the deceased would be in contact with the owners
of the site.....?

No, not really.

You know.....like the kook site. Take it all down. It's all
just made up....

Self-delusion noted.

Do you think the History Charnels expose on the assassinate of
President Kennedy is made up......?

I didn't watch it.

I think it puts you arrogant bastards
out of business.....

I think you are delusional.

I think you are out of business. Besides, you're the illusional, delusional
buffoon. And you believe hypotheticals as fact. How good is that?

Isn't that a slogan for a dairy product?

You
sir, are brain dead. You should be buried....

Request denied.

Good job SirGilligan. You have won the war for the people who believe
in UFOs, and the White Water allegations....

Huh? That's a non sequitur of biblical proportions.

Read on you ignorant ass.....

Hillary Clinton eXclaimed, when being investigated for White Water, thusly...
"The only people who believe in the White Water allegations are the people
who believe in UFOs...."

I hate to admit it, but sometimes Hillary makes a lot of sense.

That coming from a woman who talked to the dead Eleanor Roosevelt.....
I posted that a few times. You're pretty ignorant, huh Mike...?

Believe it or not, I don't read every one of your kookfarts, Twacky.

Stupid too...

Projection noted.

UFOs do eXist Hillary.....fat ass.....! You're just a live donkey, talking
to
a dead donkey, named Roosevelt. Talk to Vince Foster and you get
back to us also. And then....go.....a........way.....! You and your
perverted husband....

Here's something for you & Bill the pill...

"PRESIDENT  CLINTON  OF  THE  USA"

......anagram......

"TO  COPULATE  HE  FINDS  INTERNS"

  |      \/
(    )  (   ) how do you like them there apples.....?

Bite me, bitch.....

Nice auto-meltdown, Twinky.

You don't find that anagram, right on....? You never address anything.
You just make up silly phrases to.....I don't know......to what.....
I mean, what the fuck is an auto-meltdown....?

A kook meltdown that wasn't brought on by any specific stimulus. Basically it's when a kook (like you) just shows up and starts ranting and raving (like you do) for no apparent reason. HTH.

Is it like a truck-meltdown.

Are you like, retarded?

And My name. Are you and Charestinpeace competing for the
most ridiculous 'version' of it. Trying to show how creative you are......?
It's not working. It gets so far off the mark with the way you morons
mangle it. You make yourselves look like failed artists.....

Wrong again, Twinky. We are artists, and the Usenet performance art of kookbaiting is our chosen medium. Dance some more for us, Twerpy.

You even put Roberta Wolfe to shame  when you really get wound up.

I'm not wound up.

Son, you are the very definition of "wound too tight."

You are. In your kook seeking life. From your
responses to my posts, I see a hopeless pathetic who is losing his
 'religion...' Or whatever you believe....

I gave up on religion at about the age of 5. Right about the same time I stopped believing in other myths like Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy.

I hope somebody buys you a nice, big, wet/dry vacuum cleaner f
or Christmas to hose up all the froth you spew.

Listen to yourself. You're an ass....

I didn't fart.

Speaking of Christmas...

Ya...speak....

Merry Christmas !!

Merry Christmas 2U2.....

Christmas is about......
The "Word with God" before anything was made. God in the highest
state of being to create life and have a child born in the flesh, to a
virgin
He would make. His Divine Essence in flesh. (That virgin was supposed
to be the first female.) That thought was the conception of His child, not
yet made flesh. The birth of a child born of the life He would make. His
child was the reason and motive for the natural Creation and life being
made....

(We all know how it turned out. But at that time before Creation was made.
Was it male or female at that time of God contemplating...? Or was it a
"shot in the dark....?")

"And the Word was with God...."

Ahhhhhhhhhhh, thanks, Twonks. It just wouldn't be The Holidays
without one of your traditional, foamy, delusional, Christmas
KookRants(tm).

Take down the tree and have a relative stick it up your evolved
simian ass......

I have no tree up, and keep your anal insertion fantasies to yourself.

My gift to you....sign the card TwonKook.....

You should sign your posts "TwonKook."

:)

http://www.sherylfranklin.com/images/noel/christmas_kitten.jpg

Evil Mike would walk up to it, give it 'three in the head.' Then trow it
into a trash can.....! Nice guy, huh......?

Certainly not. I love animals. Are you sure you aren't just
projecting? The above sounds more like one of your infamous child
care tips.

Wasn't that you who put three into the head of your children's cat.....?

No. I have no idea what you are kooking on about.

Or was it HVAC....? It certainly wasn't me. And that fucking pervert
Harlowfuck put up a post saying it was me.....

~>
Twonky.....

Merry Christmas. And remember, Christmas is about the man from
Galilee. Looks like it's a boy.....

No, it's all about same-store sales. Turn on any financial channel
and see for yourself. Walmart's numbers killed the Saddam rally on
Wall Street.

I made a lot of money today. Sold some stock. And I thanked
God....

Why? Shouldn't you have thanked the sucker who bought them?

But Christmas is still about the Christ of Gallilee.....

Who?

For me, I patronize the business of the old, God & Co.. And then
I take a hop over to the new, God & Son, Inc..

Shouldn't that be God, Son and Ghost?

Both opened year
round.... 24/7/365....

What about leap years?

The man from Gallilee is 'Son.' That he was born is in the historical
time line, you goon.

Prove he really even existed, let alone that he was the son of your imaginary god.

Why do you deny the most obvious things.....?
What year is this.....? After whom....? You must be pretty stupid....

Beats being ugly stupid like you.

For you it's store sales only. The Godless evolved. Hypothetically
evolved of course. You believe that hypothetical, huh...? Even though
you have no defined ancestor of origin for your species, and never
will. I have a defined ancestor for the origin of my species.....

The cockroach?

All of you denying boneheads have something in common. You all
use your primal brain.

You should try it sometime.

In case you didn't notice, it's very obvious in
all of you evolved....

Can't say I've enjoyed your yelping.

Well I sure enjoyed your kooking.

You're too easy.

But I'm not cheap.

Your being a
primitive using your primal brain is no match for a true hybrid...

True. There's no way I could possibly match your kookery and idiocy.

I sense a real deep desperation in your yelping. I think you're scared
shitless terrified, of there being a Creator, God Almighty.......

Who?

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