My penis is a UFO
Subject: My penis is a UFO
From: misternalois@yahoo.ca (Adam Ben Nalois)
Date: 18/12/2003, 08:39
Newsgroups: alt.paranet.ufo

This is true! He will detach himself from my body after enough fuel
from the two balls has been transfered.

Then he will fly around and eventually fly back to his homeworld on
the planet Penesia in the Dickani system.

Then he will report to his fellow penises , soon the penises will
invade our world.

So be nice to your penis, it´s a being from other space.