| Subject: Re: Never Forget ...// ONLY GLOBAL WARTHOGGING |
| From: Sir Gilligan Horry |
| Date: 18/12/2003, 07:37 |
| Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.paranet.abduct |
On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 08:25:41 GMT, Truth Seeker ®U1ofUS?
<nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
In article <6ru1uvcv55lnr4thio2tdpch8jgqq00gd1@4ax.com>, Sir Gilligan Horry
says...
There is nothing wrong with being kind to other people.
THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING: LEAVE THE USENET NOW!!
You have been "deemed" a truth-terror threat (TTT)
by the Homeland National Insecurity Agency (HONINA)
and are advised to pack up your things and leave.
This again is your ONLY WARNING.
Be advised that the US has thermo-nuke
capabilities and are only too willing to use them
against rats, dogs, debunkers, trolls
and useful idiots, You are 5 out of 5,
so take this hint and leave.
Good riddance!!
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I'm not ever going to leave my fellow NewsGroup folks.
I don't care if you do any of the following......
(a) throw me into a black frizzy hole.
(b) suck my soul into a rotten banana.
(c) turn me into a Sire Artie A.S.Ass wipe paper.
(d) make me sit all day in a guangzhou public toilet.
[been there done the sniffing]
(e) give me $25,000 dollars.
(f) terrorize my 3 loved personal computers.
(g) break my armys, leguems, wiener, hot dog, etc)
(h) eat Saddam's underground underpants.
(i) i have trillions of other options.
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Dissident-Artie-Claimer:
You and I are now the best of friends Sir.
Let's finally open that Wholeflaffers Radio Talk Back Show.
Or...
1. Aliens millions of years ago used to be ants.
Today instead of crunching bone with pincher teeth...
they mutilate cows because the cow's dung creates
vast amounts of 'swamp gas' giving their UFOs a bad name.
2. Aliens might have a fetish for coring bulls rectums
and examining humans annually. But there is
no evidence for this, and it all might
be 'UFO debunkers' and 'Truth Terrorists' overdosing
on unidentified variants of manipulated anthrax.
3. My cat is a very dumb Alien.
And after it chewed one of my socks...
it bloody well ate my cookies!
4. 'Lil_G' is definitely an Alien.
Very scary stalking mind bending grey type.
5. Some Aliens don't look pretty like my girlfriend.
A few Aliens are very obese, with bald heads,
little or no dingers, and extremely violent.
6. Number sex... I mean Number six..... (sorry)
Aliens infected the modern English language
with slander, ridicule, fear, lies, hate,
and 'adults only type innuendos'.
The new generation must stay very AFRAID !!
7. Aliens don't smoke crack, drink whisky, rob banks,
rape, or bash heads in! ... Aliens do much worse!!
8. All Aliens on TV are bad ass muthers.
Except that fake puppet with the red finger...
TV is the hard evidence that Aliens are
fictitious harmful mental fantasy.
9. Mr 'Peto Cheapest' and 'Evil Micheol Dovis'
are actually 'UFO debunking' Aliens. They want
you to stop talking about UFOs,
so that they can continue with their wicked ways.
10. Be very AFRAID of Aliens because.....
They are coming to Earth in the year 2795.
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see Sir Arthur C. B. Wholeflaffer A.S.A.
It is so easy to ridicule UFO facts.
Lets become UFO debunkers
and get paid $1000 dollars a week for it.
Oh, life is going to be good.
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