Happy 10th Birthday, AUK.

I brung you a present. I wrapped it up purty. You know this one?

Feel free to follow the refs if you want to see the original. I like
my version better.

On Fri, 19 Dec 2003 19:52:59 GMT, Ed Conrad <edconrad@verizon.net>
wrote:

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} It has been established, beyond all reasonable doubt,
} that the L00nie K00kdom wants no part of facts
} and/or physical evidence that confirms the theory of
} the brain of Ed is a prepostrous impossibility.
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} It cannot back up its claim by presenting facts and 
} physical evidence simply because they do not exist.
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} They never did and they never will.
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} The theory has been perpetrated with fraud, deceit,
} deception, collusion and conspiracy by physical anthropologists
} and their cronies in related fields, all desirous not of
} seeking truth but of protecting their vested interests.
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} The real shame of the myth of the bogus theory of Ed's
} brain is NOT the sorry game played by the sci boys
} -- this is to be expected --but by scientists in other 
} disciplines who know the theory isn't worth the paper
} it was writen on by Charles Darwin, nothing more than
} a dreamer and a hallucinator, yet it has allowed it 
} to ride unchecked for decades.
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} Meanwhile, scientists in other fields dare not challenge
} the hyposcrisy and the sheer absurdity of the theory, lest
} they realize they may well be subjected to the nasty
} repercusions of the L00nie K00kdom at large.
} Best, they feel, is to keep their mouth shut, and they have.. 
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} It is a sad day when Truth wants to be heard but
} cannot budge against such a monumental conspiracy
} against the sacred sham of science.
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} One photograph supposedly is worth a thousand words.
} And this one photo -- revealing a petrified finger
} and a petrified toe found between anthracite veins
} -- flies in the face of  all of the rhetoric and all of the lies
} told by the L00nie K00kdom for decades.
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} These specimens offer human comparative anatomy
} at its very best.
} 
} they also prove that  the L00nie K00kdom, and all
} of the whores eager to stay dry under its mbrella, are sad,
} despicable excuses for scientists.
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} >> http://www.edconrad.com/ebay/Au29/MVC-016S.JPG
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} Ed Conrad
} > http://www.edconrad.com
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} Ed as Dumb as Rocks
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