Top Scientific Researcher Suggest Debunkers Be Declared "Enemy Combatants!" 

Today Sir Arthur CBE Wholeflaffers ASA, President of the National Homeland
Insecurity Agency (HNIA) suggested at a gathering of a scientific sub-committee
on weapons of mass distraction that debunkers should be considered "enemy
combatants."

"That way," said Wholeflaffers, "we could round up the debunkers and try them as
truth-terrorists at a secret military tribunal.  Of course, Gen. Borman
Killemall could be the judge, jury and executioner!"  We would be able to
eliminate the #1 threat being imposed on ALL MANKIND!"

Continuing on Wholeflaffer stated that, "We need a complete list of all
debunkers, their supporters, sympathizers, friends, debunker rebels and debunker
guerillas.  Of course there will be a brief grace period where the debunkers can
turn themselves over to the proper authorities for quick processing.  Please do
not wait, debunkers!" 

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