| Subject: Re: Top Scientific Researcher Suggest Debunkers Be Declared "Enemy Combatants!" |
| From: Sir Gilligan Christmas Spirits |
| Date: 21/12/2003, 10:04 |
| Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.paranet.abduct |
On Sat, 20 Dec 2003 08:36:52 GMT, Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers
A.S.A. <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
Top Scientific Researcher Suggest Debunkers Be Declared "Enemy Combatants!"
And Above Top Secret Researchers Suggest Sir Arthur Be Declared...
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Today Sir Arthur CBE Wholeflaffers ASA, President of the National Homeland
Insecurity Agency (HNIA) suggested at a gathering of a scientific sub-committee
on weapons of mass distraction that debunkers should be considered "enemy
combatants."
"That way," said Wholeflaffers, "we could round up the debunkers and try them as
truth-terrorists at a secret military tribunal. Of course, Gen. Borman
Killemall could be the judge, jury and executioner!" We would be able to
eliminate the #1 threat being imposed on ALL MANKIND!"
Continuing on Wholeflaffer stated that, "We need a complete list of all
debunkers, their supporters, sympathizers, friends, debunker rebels and debunker
guerillas. Of course there will be a brief grace period where the debunkers can
turn themselves over to the proper authorities for quick processing. Please do
not wait, debunkers!"
More news to follow!
Christmas is commin too !!