Michael Davis wrote:

Notorius [insert your favorite derisive epithet], something-something,
sekret sockpuppeting, (out)obsessing, stalking, murdering, satan
worshipping, Calling Mike and Carl and John too many names until they
melt down and threaten to sue... wrote:

AUK added to make Roberta's kooky rant on topic somewhere.

Michael Davis wrote:

You are just a name calling freak

Oh the hypocrisy!

that has problems with their
sexuality.

No, you are thinking of Roberta.

No, you are wrong.

OH, THE HYPOCRISY!!!!!!!!!! (x99)

(Now... *Who* was thinking about "Roberta", Mike?)

pRick Boston, obviously.

Obvious to you?  Not only have I never seen you prove this Otis person to be Rick but it's OBVIOUS that the entity "Roberta" only exists in your mind, windbag.

Obviously, the person you are pretending/hoping is Rick Boston isn't Rick Boston.

You love nothing better than dropping names to get yourself all that attention that you can't get anywhere else in your life, you greasy, obese, bridgetroll.  You've been tenaciously hanging onto the hope that Rick Boston is going to return to you someday, huh?

Huh?

You mispelled "DUUUUUH!?", Captian Obtuse...

What I am refferring to is akin to when Garry told you he was leaving for a while and you still had to mention his name for 20 days straight in practically every damn poast you made even though you knew he wasn't going to respond.  I brought this to your attention before and you probably yawned it off...  (I expect a few Yawns and a "something" noted, BTW... Please... If you can't do that, at LEAST give me a good 'ol REQUEST DENIED for old times!!!  C'mon!!!)

BTW: Did he ever respond to your incessant whining about him in his absence?  If not, WHY DID YOU BOTHER? Was it because *someone else* was thinking about Garry?

I envision you wandering the empty halls of Varilens wearing your super-scientist gas station attendant coveralls and tool belt full of chocolates and deli meats mubling to yourself: "Prick Bostones, Plick Botstoned, Roberta, Roberta, Roberta...  Notorius... Garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry!!!!!!!!!  <drool>"

..you krazy k0ok, you.

I was thinking earlier of how funny it is that you found such great joy in pretending I was a janitor, when you are the one actually owns a janitor costume:

That's not a janitor costume, mop jockey. That's a tool belt. Real men own tools and know how to use them.

Why do all of these people bring me so many things to fix, then?  I repaired the broken keys in a Korg Trinity the other day for a friend to save him about $100 in labor alone.  (I've probably saved him thousands on repairs in the past 3 years)  I also repaired 2 friends PC's in the last week.

...and still had time to build a completely cardboard (and velcro and hot glue) enclosure for a P133 X11 workstation running netbsd (fvwm flies on this sucker!)... and get both a sparc 5 and sparc 20 up on my local.net (both running netbsd)

FYI: My grandfather was head shop steward at a steel mill for almost 30 years... Though it does not *need* to follow that our family doesn't have many non-mechanicaly inclined members, it does.

I designed and helped build my first real project at about age 12... It was a polygonal pool deck with wedge shaped sections.  The older folks were having a hell of the time doing the math without using sin,cos, etc...  The deck outlasted the pool, BTW.

 And before you ask, no your eyelash

curler doesn't count as a tool.

It doesn't eh?  Let us know when you or anybody else finally finds *your* tool...

http://home1.gte.net/hoffmanc/c-post.html
http://home1.gte.net/hoffmanc/c-post.jpg (Aside from being an undeniably  true net.genius, "Mike Davis Installs Conduit")

I also did the site layout and designed and built the telescope pier and the footings and forms for the observatory foundation, including fabricating the steel reinforcing. I used to work in construction when I was younger. That knowledge comes in handy sometimes. Keep obsessively digging, mop jockey. That isn't the only observatory I've had a hand in building.

I don't care even if you actually *were* able to meddle in such affairs.  I've also worked in demolition, construction, networking, machining, engine repair... Nothing you've mentioned above is any kind of mystery that only you are partial to, numbskull.  I hope you understand that.

I know it pisses most of you and your "team" off that a 27 year old punk like myself makes twice as much as you at his first full time job without finishing a degree.  I know you like to interpret such facts as boasting, but they are just facts, Mr. Projection.  Just got my raise BTW... I notice I didn't get the extra reward bounty of 5 dollars apiece for patently exposing those 2 net.k0oks trying to get me fired in their jealous rage.  Ha!

You need to get over it someday...  Maybe get that second job you were dreaming of so you don't have any more spare time to play on usenet?

(Is that stuff up to code? Better call the Electrician's Union.)

This is a non union state. HTH.

Lucky for *you* right?  You can pick oranges for a living and not worry about union dues!

It's nice that someone has photographic evidence of who dunnit if any of that conduit takes on water... or is Florida a state where it's "your fault" for hiring an incompetent fatso like yourself to do your wiring, in the event the thing goes up in flames like an underfunded and mismanaged NASA project?  BTW: Have you burned down your own or your neighbor's house with your stationary rocket you hobbled together from a VW Beetle and other junkyard/dumpster parts scotch taped to a stepladder?

http://home1.gte.net/hoffmanc/officers.html (You and that manatee to your right should swim out to spwaning waters... I think her 3rd chin is a tad jealous of your second, tho...)

And we all know you are jealous of her clothes, Roberta.\

Uh, huh...  Can you show us a picture of "Roberta"?

I can at least *prove* you are obese.  (see link above for actual proof)

-- 
The Evil Michael Davis(tm)
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"I've been called an asshole in about every language now!!!" - Roberta Wolfe in a rare moment of honesty.

Why you find such glee in that quote, I'll never know.  You do realize how it originated, right?  I like to trace back hacked machines to the IRC servers that the bots are joining to serve off copyrighted illegal shite, log in as a bot (usually with full OPS) and post all of the passwords for their BOTs in all of the channels... Delete whole groups... Ban everybody whos an OP...  Of course someone who thought that they were "leet" (by uploading a plaintext passwd config file for their bot) doesn't take too kindly to someone giving everyone on their IRC server all of the OPS passwords.  Of course I'm an *asshole* in the eyes of people who don't expect that there is someone who is much better than themselves at something.

I'm glad you enjoy reminding me why you think I'm an asshole!

FYI: I've been called an asshole in Italian more than any other lingo...

Ask any lamer using *.interbusiness.it as their playground.

:)