On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 18:35:28 -0800, Sir Gilligan Christmas <GM@ga7rm5er.com>
wrote:

[...]

But I'd miss Christmas on good old Earth.

You mean you'd miss being held hostage to wage slavery?

The aliens don't use money or have any use for it.

You mean you'd miss George Bush yammering on TeeVee about how we need to
kill more people for profit?

The aliens don't kill each other or humans.

You mean you'd miss all the starving people in the world because there's an
inequitable distribution of wealth?

The aliens provide for all of themselves.

etc. etc. etc.

I wouldn't miss Earth at all, except the beauty of the natural envrionment.

Beam me up Scottie! <grin>