"no name" <oobie@doobie.com> wrote in message
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On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 18:35:28 -0800, Sir Gilligan Christmas

<GM@ga7rm5er.com>

wrote:

[...]

But I'd miss Christmas on good old Earth.

You mean you'd miss being held hostage to wage slavery?

The aliens don't use money or have any use for it.

You mean you'd miss George Bush yammering on TeeVee about how we need to
kill more people for profit?

   Hey, we're helping them out with this whole martyrdom thing.
Like an unnamed Marine Corps officer said, "This is great, they
want to die and we want to kill them."

The aliens don't kill each other or humans.

You mean you'd miss all the starving people in the world because there's

an

inequitable distribution of wealth?

 "That's socialist talk!" as Muley would say.

The aliens provide for all of themselves.

etc. etc. etc.

I wouldn't miss Earth at all, except the beauty of the natural

envrionment.

 So, you wouldn't miss Earth, except for the Earth?

Beam me up Scottie! <grin>

 Yew doesn't need no 'transporter.' Yew iz flyin' already, Girl!

                                                    -Ugly Bob