Michael Davis wrote:

Notorius [insert your favorite derisive epithet], something-something,
sekret sockpuppeting, (out)obsessing, stalking, murdering, satan
worshipping, Calling Mike and Carl and John too many names until they
melt down and threaten to sue... wrote:

Michael Davis wrote:

Notorius [insert your favorite derisive epithet], something-something,
sekret sockpuppeting, (out)obsessing, stalking, murdering, satan
worshipping, Calling Mike and Carl and John too many names until they
melt down and threaten to sue... wrote:

AUK added to make Roberta's kooky rant on topic somewhere.

Michael Davis wrote:

You are just a name calling freak

Oh the hypocrisy!

that has problems with their
sexuality.

No, you are thinking of Roberta.

No, you are wrong.

How do you know what pRicky was thinking?

Now... Ask yourself that same question, k0ok.

Do all you kooks think alike or something?

Only if you still proclaim to know what Rick Boston is thinking, wherever that person might actually be.

OH, THE HYPOCRISY!!!!!!!!!! (x99)

(Now... *Who* was thinking about "Roberta", Mike?)

pRick Boston, obviously.

Obvious to you?  Not only have I never seen you prove this Otis person to be Rick but it's OBVIOUS that the entity "Roberta" only exists in your mind, windbag.

Whatever you say, Mr. Medium Breasted Transvestite.

Am I now?  Where's your proof of that?  You're a fat fuck and your fat face is threatening to consume the entire frame in the photo linked just  below.  You'd think if you were such a great webmaster you'd find a picture that wasn't taken from somewhere below, within the shadow of your wattle(s).  That proves you are a fat fuck.

Obviously, the person you are pretending/hoping is Rick Boston isn't Rick Boston.

Obviously you are full of shit, as usual.

Obviously, what you *think* is obvious, is in your imagination...

...as usual

You love nothing better than dropping names to get yourself all that attention that you can't get anywhere else in your life, you greasy, obese, bridgetroll.  You've been tenaciously hanging onto the hope that Rick Boston is going to return to you someday, huh?

Huh?

You mispelled "DUUUUUH!?", Captian Obtuse...

What I am refferring to is akin to when Garry told you he was leaving for a while

You mean when he ran away in shame for three months?

He honored a wager, I believe.

What was interesting was that you felt the need to whine his name like a calf at feeding time.

and you still had to mention his name for 20 days straight in practically every damn poast you made

Can you do a statistical breakdown of my posts over that period and back up your claim with some actual hard numbers? Thanks in advance.

Shit, prove that your favorite "medium breasted transvestite link" wasn't poasted by the asshole I mail bombed years ago.

You moron.

even though you knew he wasn't going to respond.  I brought this to your attention before and you probably yawned it off...

No, when I discovered that my mentioning Garrrrry caused *you* to froth, that was reason enough to keep doing it. HTH.

Uh huh.  I think you're a lonely, lonely fatso.

 (I expect a few Yawns and a "something" noted, BTW... Please... If you can't do that, at LEAST give me a good 'ol REQUEST DENIED for old times!!!  C'mon!!!)

Um...No.

Awwwww....

BTW: Did he ever respond to your incessant whining about him in his absence?  If not, WHY DID YOU BOTHER?

It got you frothing nicely. Hell, you are *still* frothing over it. Your  buttons are so easy to push, Roberta.

So are yours... To get you to not say your stupid tag phrases, all I have to do is predict that you will...  Then you don't.

[push]

Was it because *someone else* was thinking about Garry?

Well obviously you were, or you wouldn't have come charging to his defense at every mention of his name. Maybe Garrrrry will make you an honorary "Rump House Boy" out of gratitude. Spare us the details of the initiation.

Homoeroticism in the guise of (non)humor noted.  Are you fixated on sexual subjects for any particular reason?

I envision you wandering the empty halls of Varilens wearing your super-scientist gas station attendant coveralls and tool belt full of chocolates and deli meats mubling to yourself: "Prick Bostones, Plick Botstoned, Roberta, Roberta, Roberta...  Notorius... Garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry!!!!!!!!!  <drool>"

Have you always been this deluded, or have you had to work at it?

I thought that you'd be smart enough to know that I just paraphrased one of you or your k0ok buddies stupidity, just then.

..you krazy k0ok, you.

Much projection noted.

It obvious that the only projection here, comes from you and your gang of sexually frustrated viagra popping circle jerks.  Did you get that original photo you claimed was your ideal "Roberta" from one of Carl E. Wilson's porno sites or what?

I was thinking earlier of how funny it is that you found such great joy in pretending I was a janitor, when you are the one actually owns a janitor costume:

That's not a janitor costume, mop jockey. That's a tool belt. Real men own tools and know how to use them.

Why do all of these people bring me so many things to fix, then?

I don't know that people do. In your own words though, you have "photographic evidence" of my ability to do things.

I have photos... and about 50 personal references.

Those photos of yours are all fake.  Carl probably used his mouse to make them.

 For all I know

though you can't even open a jar of pickles on your own. You certainly don't come across in your posts as someone who knows how to do much of anything except kook out and melt down.

Whatever.  I felt like a laugh, so I poasted.  Take it easy, K0ok... it's only usenet...

I repaired the broken keys in a Korg Trinity the other day for a friend to save him about $100 in labor alone.  (I've probably saved him thousands on repairs in the past 3 years)  I also repaired 2 friends PC's in the last week.

Yawn.

WE HACE YWAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!

<aside>he'll kiss Cujo's ass later for doing the same stupid shit, watch</aside>

...and still had time to build a completely cardboard (and velcro and hot glue) enclosure for a P133 X11 workstation running netbsd (fvwm flies on this sucker!)... and get both a sparc 5 and sparc 20 up on my local.net (both running netbsd)

Well isn't that special. Geek on, mop jockey.

Never said it was.  They are JUST FACTS.

FYI: My grandfather was head shop steward at a steel mill for almost 30 years...

He must be so proud to have a pantywaist like you in the family. You're like the granddaughter he never had.

Real original, dumbass... Carl thinks that my Dad thinks the same thing.  Funny that you feel the need to animate people you don't even know.  I hope that proves lots about *me*.

Though it does not *need* to follow that our family doesn't have many non-mechanicaly inclined members, it does.

And insanity would seem to run in your family too.

Nope.  Old age, does.

I designed and helped build my first real project at about age 12... It was a polygonal pool deck with wedge shaped sections.

Translation, dad let you play in the sand pile by the cement mixer while the adults did the real work.

Um, no... I helped plumb all of the posts, and make sure that they were at the right angle.  It was probably just as card as installing conduit.

I made a living in construction for over ten years, mop jockey.

Who cares?

 That's

considerably different from your playing at it for a couple of days as a kid.

Yeah, when someone mentions the first time they did something, it's usually best to assume that it was the *only* time...

Idiot.

 It's pretty sad that you don't have a better example to share if

you think it is so important to match my experience.

A 12 year old designing prints for a project like that isn't a daily occurance, I'm sure.

 The older folks were having a hell of the time doing the math without using sin,cos, etc...

Protractors are cheap. If you had any real, practical, skills or knowledge, you would have suggested they go down to the store and buy one.

I used one of those too... They didn't have one.  Hard to believe that my great-grandfather built mansions that still stand today without using most of the modern tools we have today.

 The deck outlasted the pool, BTW.

Then whoever built the pool obviously didn't know what they were doing.

The pool was standing for 20 years.  The deck was built after the pool.  The deck still stands today.

 And before you ask, no your eyelash

curler doesn't count as a tool.

It doesn't eh?  Let us know when you or anybody else finally finds *your* tool...

Quit fantasizing about my tool, fruitloop.

Quit fantasizing about "Rump Houses" and "Transvestites"...

fag.

http://home1.gte.net/hoffmanc/c-post.html
http://home1.gte.net/hoffmanc/c-post.jpg (Aside from being an undeniably  true net.genius, "Mike Davis Installs Conduit")

I also did the site layout and designed and built the telescope pier and the footings and forms for the observatory foundation, including fabricating the steel reinforcing. I used to work in construction when I was younger. That knowledge comes in handy sometimes. Keep obsessively digging, mop jockey. That isn't the only observatory I've had a hand in building.

I don't care even if you actually *were* able to meddle in such affairs.

Lie noted. If you didn't care, then why did you mention it? Why are you frothing away

ver it? Why are you dredging up irrelevant childhood

incidents in some kooky attempt to prove to yourself that you are as good as I am?

 I've also worked in demolition,

No doubt. I'm sure that everything you touch falls apart.

LOL... Where's your proof of that, Mr Meltdown?

construction, networking, machining, engine repair... Nothing you've mentioned above is any kind of mystery that only you are partial to, numbskull.

I never claimed they were, kook.

You acted like it though.  I just state facts, and you always feel the need to come back and try to one-up, because you are insecure, I guess.  (let's hear a projection, buttonboi [push])

 I hope you understand that.

I hope you understand that you are just spinning silly straw man arguments. Everyone else reading this does.

Then they should be able to clearly see your own, and perhaps the fact that I have been feeding you your own spew for 2 years now.

I know it pisses most of you and your "team"

Oh, is it my team now?

You joined it?  There's no "fat fuck" in "One man army".

off that a 27 year old punk like myself

You misspelled "puke." HTH.

Awww... You sure say HTH alot, BTW...

makes twice as much as you at his first full time job

I don't know any such thing. For all I know, they pay you with table scraps of broken, obsolete, equipment nobody else wants. If your "work" is anything like as disorganized and kooky as your Usenet posts, then you don't deserve even that.

Too bad you can't change that, even by teaming up with Carl and John to stalk people at work.

DOOP!

without finishing a degree.  I know you like to interpret such facts as boasting,

Yeah, that's the correct interpretation.

So I'm boasting about not having a degree?  ...or having to support myself when others had their parents pay for everything?

I would have had a great time in school if I didn't have to work every day.

but they are just facts, Mr. Projection.

Projection? You don't see me boasting.

You always seem to have to come back with something else "proving" how much more inept you think I am than I think you are.

...just sayin.

 I am secure enough about myself

that I don't need to.

Riiiiiiight.  That's why you can't let a thread die when someone starts calling you names like: "fat fuck", "Fatty", "Lard Lad", "Fatty Boombalatty", "Fatweasel", "Fat with an "F"", "tubby", "Cholesterolboi", "Mr. Goiter", "Twin Chin", "A fat version of Mario", "Truffle Shuffle", "Where's your other brother on the minibike?", etc...

 Besides, sooner or later some obsessed kook like

you always digs up the stuff and posts it for me. Have you noticed yet just how badly your strategy has backfired? You started out trying to make me look bad and ended up boasting

I was just stating facts, bonehead.  Facts I can prove.  Facts you can doubt.  But... much much more importantly, facts you could chose to ignore.

about all sorts of irrelevant

crap in a futile attempt to match the achievements you initially tried to belittle. You are such a self-defeating kook.

Your opinion is worthless...

And it's obvious where the self-defeating k0oks are...

 Just got my raise BTW...

More boasting noted.

But *you* weren't boasting the times you felt the need to talk about getting a raise on usenet?  Very odd, fatty...

 Did they move you out of the basement and up to the

second floor or something?

Nope.  I was on the 5th floor originally... now I'm on the 9th of a completely different building.  You've visited my homepage enough to know that though.

My next home is under construction down on 5th.  We were moved to the upper floor because of the EMI generated by the magnet in our newest mass spec.  Everybody's still crazy about the 4700 though...  This one's supposed to be way cooler.

I notice I didn't get the extra reward bounty of 5 dollars apiece for patently exposing those 2 net.k0oks trying to get me fired in their jealous rage.  Ha!

You aren't actually deluded enough to think anyone could be jealous of you in any way, are you?

I'm sure there are a few poasters who wish they could incite such a meltdown out of you...

You need to get over it someday...  Maybe get that second job you were dreaming of so you don't have any more spare time to play on usenet?

I notice you sure don't have much spare time to "play" anymore. You just show up a couple times a month to kook and run these days.

How do you know who I'm poasting as, nutcase?  Am I supposed to feel jealous of your unbroken chain?

(Is that stuff up to code? Better call the Electrician's Union.)

This is a non union state. HTH.

Lucky for *you* right?  You can pick oranges for a living and not worry about union dues!

No, we leave that job to undocumented immigrants.

Eat your pesticide froot.  (Did I froget a comma?)

It's nice that someone has photographic evidence of who dunnit if any of that conduit takes on water... or is Florida a state where it's "your fault" for hiring an incompetent fatso like yourself to do your wiring, in the event the thing goes up in flames like an underfunded and mismanaged NASA project?

Dream on, mop jockey.

You're right...

NASA sucks way worse than you... (thanks to?)

BTW: Have you burned down your own or your neighbor's house with your stationary rocket you hobbled together from a VW Beetle and other junkyard/dumpster parts scotch taped to a stepladder?

My what?

Your "irony meter", obviously.

http://home1.gte.net/hoffmanc/officers.html (You and that manatee to your right should swim out to spwaning waters... I think her 3rd chin is a tad jealous of your second, tho...)

And we all know you are jealous of her clothes, Roberta.\

Uh, huh...  Can you show us a picture of "Roberta"?

I can at least *prove* you are obese.  (see link above for actual proof)

Your words are enough of a description of you. I don't know if I could handle seeing a picture. BLEEEEEECH.

Too bad you forgot you have already publicly commented on a 7 year old picture of me before.  Would you like I remind you what you had to say?

-- 
The Evil Michael Davis(tm)
http://www.mdpub.com/scopeworks/
http://skepticult.org Member #264-70198-536
Member #33 1/3 of The "I Have Been Killfiled By Tommy" Club

"I've been called an asshole in about every language now!!!" - Roberta Wolfe in a rare moment of honesty.

Why you find such glee in that quote, I'll never know.

There are many things you'll never know. Your cluelessness seems to be a permanent condition.

I hope to be clueless Re: your insane dreamland of transvestites and anal fixation.

You do realize how it originated, right?

No doubt by you being an asshole, as usual.

There you go again.  Thank you.

 I like to trace back hacked machines to the IRC servers that the bots are joining to serve off copyrighted illegal shite,

Like the illegal copyrighted shite you used to host on the Pitt servers?

Don't remember that, fatso.  I remember generating a few files with a "dd if=/dev/random [other stuff] of=Copyrighted\ Filename.rar" and naming them stuff you'd think was copyrighted.  You never downloaded any though...  So how you can claim to know the contents, is beyond me, Kreskin.

[insert Mike's denial and further assertion that he can prove that wasn't what I did... (as if he'd be surprised, I did)]

I only have legal music created by a few friends for people to check out if they wish.  http://www.schleigho.com  http://www.sukecerulo.com

I poasted the link a few days ago to remind you morons of your mass delusion of Pitt taking seriously the moronic complaints filed against me by your buddies' cast of "Johns" and sockpuppets.

log in as a bot (usually with full OPS) and post all of the passwords for their BOTs in all of the channels... Delete whole groups... Ban everybody whos an OP...  Of course someone who thought that they were "leet" (by uploading a plaintext passwd config file for their bot) doesn't take too kindly to someone giving everyone on their IRC server all of the OPS passwords.  Of course I'm an *asshole* in the eyes of people who don't expect that there is someone who is much better than themselves at something.

Of course you are just an asshole period. Your lame attempt at justification isn't fooling anyone.

Nope.  You're wrong... and it's quite obvious to everyone.

I'm glad you enjoy reminding me why you think I'm an asshole!

Good.

Obviously... Good.

FYI: I've been called an asshole in Italian more than any other lingo...

Ask any lamer using *.interbusiness.it as their playground.

Well, thanks for sharing.

Kook.

Thanks for playing.

Blob.

-- 
The Evil Michael Davis(tm)
http://www.mdpub.com/scopeworks/
http://skepticult.org Member #264-70198-536
Member #33 1/3 of The "I Have Been Killfiled By Tommy" Club

"I've been called an asshole in about every language now!!!" - Roberta Wolfe in a rare moment of honesty.