On Tue, 23 Dec 2003 11:03:06 -0800, Naughty Bits <hehe@yes2376582345.com>
wrote:

On Sun, 21 Dec 2003 07:49:11 GMT, Anti-Debunking Unit Pro-Tem (ADUPT)
<nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:

Why UFO Cover-up/10 Major Reasons

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 .....
Horny Life in all the billions of Galaxies.....


The series commenced very rapidly on the heels of the public release
of the ABV story when the New York Chronicle (21 November 1966)
reported a shock story from back in August in which an Australian
girl, Marlene Travers, claimed that while out for an evening stroll in
the country near Melbourne she had seen a silvery, glowing disc land.
It was 50ft by 10ft, and a tall handsome man with luminous eyes
dressed in a loose fitting metallic tunic emerged from an opening in
the side. 

Though his speech was just a high-pitched whine, she understood by
telepathy that he wished her to be the mother of his extraterrestrial
child. He led her into a room, which seemed to go out of focus, and
proceeded to have sex with her. When they had finished he led her out,
but she tripped and burnt her ankle. Her friends found her with burnt
legs, and there was an indentation on the ground where the incident
allegedly happened. She had been missing for seven hours, and was
later found to be pregnant. 

Not to be outdone, the National Tattler (2 April 1967) reported how
one Jean Sheldon, out driving in Michigan, stopped "for a breath of
air", when she saw a 50ft. disc surmounted by a glowing red dome. It
descended, and an opening appeared in the underside, through which she
was levitated on board. Here she encountered three naked male
humanoids with green eyes. They too told her they wanted to mate and
she had "very exciting" sex with them for over an hour. Although this
was supposed to indicate they were biologically compatible, unlike
Marlene, Jean did not become pregnant. 

Another Californian, Claudette Cranshaw, was said to have been walking
along the beach near Blanca when a luminous globe landed and six
semi-humanoids pursued and raped her, as a result of which she gave
birth to a stillborn blue baby. 

It wasn't just women however, who had erotic adventures with ufonauts.
Eugene Browne, of Antrim, Northern Ireland, had a surprising adventure
to relate. In the autumn of 1967 he wrote to Flying Saucer Review
claiming that the previous 17th July he was walking in a wood near his
house when he saw a dull blue-grey dish-like object with a rough and
pitted outer surface, hovering just above the ground. From an opening
in the centre two human shaped beings, dressed in silvery suits,
floated to the ground and walked into the woods. Shortly afterwards
they returned and floated back up again. [5]

The following summer Browne wrote to Contact UK's Awareness magazine
to report his abduction. On the night of 6 October 1967 he was walking
home from a jazz club in Belfast, when he saw a craft in the sky. A
yellow light came from it, which danced round him making him feel
dizzy and loose consciousness. He awoke on a table in a windowless,
oblong room, lit by a blue light from the floor. He was strapped down
by metal bands attached to an apparatus at the side.  Four men and a
woman surrounded him; they had a bluish aura. The tallest, dressed in
a dark one-piece suit, said "at last, someone who will do", and
released him.  The woman had long blonde hair, high cheekbones and was
very fair with freckled complexion. He had sex with her and she told
him they were "from another galaxy" and were experimenting to get
human seed. Afterwards he was tied up and told it would not be long
before he was returned. He blacked out, recovering in a field about a
mile from the original location. He saw an object which took off with
a whistle as its tripod gear retracted.

http://www.galactic-server.com/rune/ufocont3.html

That's amusing, but the fact is aliens don't do that at all.

Zip, never, nada.

They manufacture their own bodies, they don't need humans for that.