Come on   you couldnt break wind and do it right lmao

Anti-Debunking Unit Pro-Tem (ADUPT) wrote:

Unified Press Algorithm (UPA) - Today a plan to assassinate
Santa Claus by a loosely--knit band of debunkers
was foiled by the on-going military adventure known as Operation Infinite Destroy Debunkers!
Gen. Borman Killemall made that statement
near the Octagon (The Pentagon WITHIN the Pentagon)
"We rounded up the suspects in what would have been the ultimate truth-terror operation of all time.

We recently broke their code and was able
to decipher their transmissions to each other.

Although the debunkers still have many strongholds,
our Operation is going according to plan
and we have achieved many successes such as this one,
known as Operation Debunker Claws (ODC)!

More details will be forthcoming!