Subject: Re: Time Travel // UFO Evidence and Proof // Watched the Movie 'Donnie Darko' last night !!
From: "Twonky" <twonky@mindspring.com>
Date: 24/12/2003, 14:18
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"Michael Davis" <mdavis19@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
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The notorious, award winning, net kook known as Twonky babbled:

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Subject: Re: Time Travel // UFO Evidence and Proof // Watched the Movie
'Donnie
Darko' last night !!



The notorious, award winning, net kook known as Twonky babbled:


For the blathering idiot, Mike Davis......

"Sir Gilligan Horry" <GM@ga7rm5er.com> wrote in message
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Time Travel // UFO Evidence and Proof // Watched the Movie 'Donnie
Darko' last night !

Lovely Movie !!


As eXciting as a Team Satan crop clown show.....


___________________

Diskclaimer:
Work of Art Sir Father Fiddle Sticks Artie.

http://www.donniedarko.com


How do you find this stuff.....?


And something also wrapped ...

http://www.anzwers.org/free/updates/welcome.html


I found the following in that site. A must read for any
debunker...

http://www.eboards4all.com/866799/messages/6.html

A snippet from the article...


"We find ourselves faced by powers which are far stronger than
we had assumed, and whose base is at present unknown to us. More
I cannot say at present. We are now engaged in entering into closer
contact with those powers, and in six or nine months time it may be
possible to speak with some precision on the matter."


I wonder how far that 'closer contact' has progressed......? Not far
because crop markings are all hoaxed, and we are evolved....



"We find ourselves faced by powers which are far stronger than
we had assumed....."


That's what you get for being assuming asses....!



".....and whose base is at present unknown to us. ...."


I know where their base is.....



Dr. Werner von Braun, 1959.


Very important man that Werner. He's no Wiener, Whiner nor a kook....!
And he believes in UFOs. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHOHA....in your
face.....skeptics......! Read the entire article. Get back to me and start
denying....?

You do know that you can only win Kook of the Month once, right
Twacky?

You've already got it. You can stop campaigning now. Or
are you also trying for a lifetime achievement award?


I said I want it for life.

Tough. One per customer only.

I'm not a customer. I was kidnapped. And my words stolen.....

Not just a month. Show me how much
you love me and my words, or I'll turn it down and give it back
to you. Stick it up your evolved monkey butt, for all I care...

Anal fantasies noted.

Why...? Because I said 'butt...?' That means I have an anal
fiXation...? Boy are you stupid.....! I think you're the one with
the anal fixation for seeing it  that way......

Aren't you offended that I called it a monkey butt....? Evolved....


It's stuff I haven't read before....!

That's because most of the stuff on that page is just made-up BS.


Most....? So...not all....?

The stuff that isn't made up is so vague, ambiguous and irrelevant
that it is meaningless.

It's quotes by high ranking officials. Nothing ambiguous about it.
It is all quotes referring to alien craft. I never saw that document
before. I think it's very significant and relevant...... 


That says it all about you. You are made of bullshit.......
Why don't you just keep away from me.

I'm about as far away from you as I can get without having to move
to Cuba and deal with that Uber Kook Castro.

Not far enough. You still post.....

You have nothing
of any value to add.....

As opposed to you, who adds much needed comedy to these NGs.

You asses inspire me. Because that's all you want. You are clowns
who need fodder to remain laughing bozoidiot goons, and ignore,
deny, and desperately keep any semblance of there being one God,
away from you. So you guffawing, hysterical goons can keep kook in
your evolved life. What would you do without me....? Your life would
turn to schitt. Let me ask you also; Do you watch Kook TV......? The
Kook News.....? Read Kook information services.....? You are a
KookGroupie. The GoonGroupies of Kook. Watch them spot, spew,
spit and drool.....

Some recommended reading for KookGroupies....

How To Love Your Kook. Is A Kook Smarter Than A Goon...?  What
To Do When Your Kook Outshines You.  How To Deny When You
Know A Kook Is Making Sense.....? What Do you Do When A Kook
Claims To  Be A True Hybrid Of Hashem Almighty And Not  A primitive
Modern Human Hybrid Who Evolved Into The Iron Age....? What Do
You Do When A Kook Tells You The Hybrid Son Of Cain, Tubalcain,
Was The First Artificer In Brass And Iron.  And What To Do When
Your Kook Tells You "Tubalcain" Started The Iron Age.....

DENY EVERYTHING. And just keep using your KookSpotting goonery...


Did you notice any of the names an organizations involved. Don't you
think those very high rank people, and organizations, or 'their' higher
ups, and families of the deceased would be in contact with the owners
of the site.....?

No, not really.

No really.... ? Christ Jesus, Evil one...that's a copout. A running away from
the issue. Because if that site is left intact. It means everything 'quoted' and
from whom it was quoted, is true....! And you couldn't deal with that. But
you have to live with it...

You know.....like the kook site. Take it all down. It's all
just made up....

Self-delusion noted.

Non sequitur. See above response. It covers your delusion of real
things not being real....but hypothetical and illusionary.....


Do you think the History Charnels expose on the assassinate of
President Kennedy is made up......?

I didn't watch it.

Figures. You're too busy watching the Discovery Channel....
You like those crop clown shows. and the lying rebuttal to
the History Channels eXpose of the Kennedy assassination....
The standard one man Oswald bullshit.....!

Johnson Hated the fucking Kennedy's. He had ALL control over
the motorcade. No four Secret Service guys running neXt to the
cars. Or on the running boards. The motorcade moved a lot slower
than usual. There was a lot of eyewitness testimony by people who
worked for the CIA, Johnson, the Mafia, and how Oswald was duped......
The guy on the grassy knoll who had his camera ripped away from
him. He had heard a shot just miss his head. In depth for two hours
on the History Channel. Probably had the info that's locked away for
100 years...

And the Discovery Channel gave you two hours of Oswald again.
Oswald had nothing to do with it.....! Figures. The Discovery Channel
brings you Team Satan and the dancing  simp chimp crop clowns. Your
illusions of delusion alight from that Network. And others affiliated with it.
The Network of duplicity in the status quo elite.....



I think it puts you arrogant bastards
out of business.....

I think you are delusional.


I think you are out of business. Besides, you're the illusional, delusional
buffoon. And you believe hypotheticals as fact. How good is that?

Isn't that a slogan for a dairy product?

You're just plain stupid.....

You
sir, are brain dead. You should be buried....

Request denied.

Cre(a)mated.....? That's a dairy way to go....


Good job SirGilligan. You have won the war for the people who believe
in UFOs, and the White Water allegations....

Huh? That's a non sequitur of biblical proportions.


Read on you ignorant ass.....

Hillary Clinton eXclaimed, when being investigated for White Water,
thusly...
"The only people who believe in the White Water allegations are the people
who believe in UFOs...."

I hate to admit it, but sometimes Hillary makes a lot of sense.

Makes alot of sense.....? Sometimes....? Only to the brain dead.
So you don't believe she and her wife are guilty.......

How about her talking to the dead.....? Does that make her a kook....?


That coming from a woman who talked to the dead Eleanor Roosevelt.....
I posted that a few times. You're pretty ignorant, huh Mike...?


Believe it or not, I don't read every one of your kookfarts, Twacky.

Maybe you should. You may learn something......

It's her saying it. Not me you freaken moron. It's public knowledge.
It was in the national media. I saw and heard her say those things.
Evidently you were watching the Discovery Channel.

TDC is for the lethargic, apathetic goons who wish to be evolved
and watch 3 Team Satan members Charlie Chaplanesque their
way around a single field of tram lined wheat in 45 minutes minus
Tampon commecials, and VOILA. Their Teams of Satan must do
all of the other markings all over the globe in different fields.....

That's how fuhkin stupid you are.,,,,,

Stupid too...

Projection noted.

The projectile of the psyche.....


UFOs do eXist Hillary.....fat ass.....! You're just a live donkey, talking
to
a dead donkey, named Roosevelt. Talk to Vince Foster and you get
back to us also. And then....go.....a........way.....! You and your
perverted husband....

Here's something for you & Bill the pill...

"PRESIDENT  CLINTON  OF  THE  USA"

......anagram......

"TO  COPULATE  HE  FINDS  INTERNS"

  |      \/
(    )  (   ) how do you like them there apples.....?

Bite me, bitch.....

Nice auto-meltdown, Twinky.


You don't find that anagram, right on....? You never address anything.
You just make up silly phrases to.....I don't know......to what.....
I mean, what the fuck is an auto-meltdown....?

A kook meltdown that wasn't brought on by any specific stimulus.

Sounds impressive. Kind of nuclear.....

Basically it's when a kook (like you) just shows up and starts
ranting and raving (like you do) for no apparent reason. HTH.

I have a reason. I'm not evolved any more. And
I give you the
God, reason, and the beings who were involved in a hybrids,
hybridization. Verses your evolution of a hybrid. And what do
you say...... auto meltdown....

Just show up....? I've been here a hell of a lot longer than a lot
of you denying crackpots....

Is it like a truck-meltdown.

Are you like, retarded?

Like no. You are like retarded. With your brain cell nuclei melted
down to kook spotting, seeking, kook ass kissing, goons....


And My name. Are you and Charestinpeace competing for the
most ridiculous 'version' of it. Trying to show how creative you are......?
It's not working. It gets so far off the mark with the way you morons
mangle it. You make yourselves look like failed artists.....

Wrong again, Twinky. We are artists, and the Usenet performance
art of kookbaiting is our chosen medium. Dance some more for us,
Twerpy.

As long as you inspire me with your stupidity. That's what I'm here for.
To humor you.....


You even put Roberta Wolfe to shame  when you really get wound up.


I'm not wound up.

Son, you are the very definition of "wound too tight."

You know you're being an assuming ass of course....

You are. In your kook seeking life. From your
responses to my posts, I see a hopeless pathetic who is losing his
 'religion...' Or whatever you believe....

I gave up on religion at about the age of 5. Right about the same
time I stopped believing in other myths like Santa Clause and the
Tooth Fairy

Five years old. So you were brought up a heathen. You certainly
portray yourself as one. Were your parents heathens....?

I found God, well actually He found me, when I was 5 years old. In
a photo of crop marking, that was baffling the mainstream researchers....
And then I went through all the Catholic ritual bullshit and it just wasn't
working. I had to find God on my own. At 12 I stopped going to Sunday
School when a Nun slapped me for suggesting the quote; "Let us make
man in our image and after our likeness" referred to extraterrestrials and
God.....POW....!


I hope somebody buys you a nice, big, wet/dry vacuum cleaner f
or Christmas to hose up all the froth you spew.


Listen to yourself. You're an ass....

I didn't fart.

Neither did I. You're still an ass.....


Speaking of Christmas...


Ya...speak....

Merry Christmas !!


Merry Christmas 2U2.....

Christmas is about......
The "Word with God" before anything was made. God in the highest
state of being to create life and have a child born in the flesh, to a
virgin
He would make. His Divine Essence in flesh. (That virgin was supposed
to be the first female.) That thought was the conception of His child, not
yet made flesh. The birth of a child born of the life He would make. His
child was the reason and motive for the natural Creation and life being
made....

(We all know how it turned out. But at that time before Creation was made.
Was it male or female at that time of God contemplating...? Or was it a
"shot in the dark....?")

"And the Word was with God...."

Ahhhhhhhhhhh, thanks, Twonks. It just wouldn't be The Holidays
without one of your traditional, foamy, delusional, Christmas
KookRants(tm).


Take down the tree and have a relative stick it up your evolved
simian ass......

I have no tree up, and keep your anal insertion fantasies to yourself.

No tree up....? Is your entire bloodline heathenistic....? Do you have
a dead chicken hanging on the front door....?

No fantasy intended, but for your own perverted, creative psyche of
homoseXuality. Now if told you to have Harlowblows stick his dick
up your ass. Then you could go into your homo rage......



My gift to you....sign the card TwonKook.....

You should sign your posts "TwonKook."

You should sign yours TwonKook....seeing as you love me so
much. Aren't you pissed you didn't think of that.....? Twon(ky)Kook(y)
Kook(y)Twonky. Are you the copy cat poster of my posts.......? Using
a past variation of my username@google.com....?


:)

http://www.sherylfranklin.com/images/noel/christmas_kitten.jpg


Evil Mike would walk up to it, give it 'three in the head.' Then trow it
into a trash can.....! Nice guy, huh......?

Certainly not. I love animals. Are you sure you aren't just
projecting? The above sounds more like one of your infamous child
care tips.


Wasn't that you who put three into the head of your children's cat.....?

No. I have no idea what you are kooking on about.

Do you have kids who once owned a cat.....?

It certainly wasn't me. And that fuhkin pervert Harlowfuhkup put up a
post saying it was me.....

He's a fuhkin idiot. Your genetic kin.....

Or was it HVAC....? It certainly wasn't me. And that fucking pervert
Harlowfuck put up a post saying it was me.....

~>
Twonky.....

Merry Christmas. And remember, Christmas is about the man from
Galilee. Looks like it's a boy.....

No, it's all about same-store sales. Turn on any financial channel
and see for yourself. Walmart's numbers killed the Saddam rally on
Wall Street.


I made a lot of money today. Sold some stock. And I thanked
God....

Why? Shouldn't you have thanked the sucker who bought them?

Sold them back to the company. And got the check. It's gone up
a few dollars more. Going to sell again.....


But Christmas is still about the Christ of galilee.....

Who?

The man from Galilee. Look at the historical time line......

Fool


For me, I patronize the business of the old, God & Co.. And then
I take a hop over to the new, God & Son, Inc..

Shouldn't that be God, Son and Ghost?

Father, Son, and Holy Ghost....when invoking the Godhead.....
God & Son, Inc.. when invoking the Kingdom. The New Jerusalem.....

In the beginning there was God and Co. the angels. His son, the Word
was with Him, not yet made flesh.....

Both opened year
round.... 24/7/365....

What about leap years?

What do you think the 28 days of February are for......?
Add a day...I guess....duh....

Would it be any different if one added day 31 to a 30 day month...?
Or day 32 to a 31day month....?


The man from galilee is 'Son.' That he was born is in the historical
time line, you goon.

Prove he really even existed, let alone that he was the son of
your imaginary god.

His son's birth is in the historical time line......

My God was before anything was made. And was the only God before
Cain interbred. Whatever you believe came after that. Christ Calls Him
Father, and God. And His Father confirms the Christ is His only begotten.

The Kingdom crosses and follows His son through 0 year into the new
testament..

Why do you deny the most obvious things.....?
What year is this.....? After whom....? You must be pretty stupid....

Beats being ugly stupid like you.

Ugly stupid....? Not ugly and stupid like you though....


For you it's store sales only. The Godless evolved. Hypothetically
evolved of course. You believe that hypothetical, huh...? Even though
you have no defined ancestor of origin for your species, and never
will. I have a defined ancestor for the origin of my species.....

The cockroach?

You're a big silly....

A hybrid's ancestor of origin is Cain......

A cockroach could be an ancestor of origin for any godless hypothetical
evolved bonehead. Maybe even a fruit or vegetable for an ancestor of
origin. That's why it's so much fun you not knowing from what you evolved....

I think you KookGroupies evolved from a cuckoo bird, aka KooKooK bird....
That's why you are so Kookified.....


All of you denying boneheads have something in common. You all
use your primal brain.

You should try it sometime.

Never again. By being a true hybrid it is an impossibility to use the
primal brain for reasoning. As so many of you goons, denying God,
use.....

In case you didn't notice, it's very obvious in
all of you evolved....

Can't say I've enjoyed your yelping.

Well I sure enjoyed your kooking.

You are a real KookGroupie. Thank you for inspiring me with your
primitive psyche of an evolved simp chimp's yelping. The yelping
of Mike, the Evil Simp Chimp pansy.....

You're too easy.

But I'm not cheap.

You are very niggardly......

Your being a
primitive using your primal brain is no match for a true hybrid...

True. There's no way I could possibly match your kookery and idiocy.

You do by embracing it. It's at your level of psyche. You talk about
it a lot. And you couldn't go a day without it.

You are hooked on being a KookGroupie, goon. And only know, all
things Kook.....!


I sense a real deep desperation in your yelping. I think you're scared
shitless terrified, of there being a Creator, God Almighty.......

Who?

You. The Evil One who denies from where evil came....

I sense a real deep desperation in your yelping. I think you're
scared shitless terrified, of there being a Creator God Almighty.
Who hybridized our species......

Boy would that be a kick in the face for you KookGroupies.....

--
The Evil Michael Davis(tm)

Hey Evil Michael Davis. Did  you notice I said a 'kick in the
face', not ass. Does that make it; 'Facial fantasies noted.....?'
Open wide......

If you want to please your Kook of note. Your KnightedKook. Be
a real good KookAssKisser, and Kookify your evil self before me
that I may be inspired by your High Evil Goofiness of a Kookified
Goon......

Kiss my hybrid kook ass, you evolved KookSpotting, KookGroupie.....

http://www.mdpub.com/scopeworks/
http://skepticult.org Member #264-70198-536
Member #33 1/3 of The "I Have Been Killfiled By Tommy" Club

"There's a sucker born every minute" - David Hannum (often
erroneously attributed to P. T. Barnum)

YAWN...

~>
Twonky.....

KookGroupieSpotter......
If you are an insulting Goon. You are KookGroupie KookSpotter.....

("If one discerns the truth, then one will always see the lie. If one
discerns the lie, then one will never see the truth.")

And that's the truth....
(Xyzarna)

Reality bites.....!

naet canashish porta amo nopolous tomoi davrot ta chrisimi cherub adamos

 / \
/.-.\RMAGEDDON................+|-..........Merry Christmas Godless hybrids......

Remember.....Christmas is about the man from galilee. The son of.......

God

Almighty