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In article <49e9uv4no8tri96k2a4503ssqehus9gn4a@4ax.com>, Doktor DynaSoar

 <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote:

Happy 10th Birthday, AUK.

I brung you a present. I wrapped it up purty. You know this one?

Yes indeedy.  He was up for getting the Bag O' Coal this holiday season,
but only mustered half the votes he needed.  Better luck next year!
Maybe we should give him a lump instead.

I bet Santa visits the reindeer stalls to get Ed's present.

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Santa will leave Ed a bone-shaped lump coal.

Given his 'helping Jonny understand his Jonny' thread, don't you mean
a BONER-shaped lump of coal?