Re: Time Magazine Person of the Year: HONEST UFO RESEARCHERS!!

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On Thu, 25 Dec 2003 08:23:48 GMT, Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers
�.S.�. <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:

This year Time Magazine nominated honest UFO researchers
as people of the year.  In a statement honoring this
monumental even, Sir Arthur CBE Wholeflaffers said,
"Thank you very much for this cherished award.
Honest UFO researchers have been toiling under
some of the harshest conditions imaginable,
but we have now convinced the majority of the
population that the ET presence IS real!

All that is left to do now is declare 
UFO debunkers as enemy combatants
and move them to a central location
to the nearest re-education camps!  The sooner that
happens the better ALL MANKIND will be.  We will
be moving into a BRAVE NEW WORLD of freedom,
anti-gravity devices and a world without
truth-terror, the kind that debunkers
give out!"


I regret to inform you that after Time Magazine searched high and low,
the editors admitted they could not find an honest UFO researcher.

I guess they never thought to ask you about all the honest research
you have done. If you would please be so kind, could you give us a
rundown of all the UFO cases you have investigated and researched?

Thanks.

BTW, the MOTY was the American G. I. Kinda chaps your ass, doesn't it?



Widdershins

BYE BYE JERRY

  The troll formerly known as "Richard X. Frager" is gone once again
from the 'Net community.  Jerry Kolnick, hiding his name behind a
pseudonym, got into a bit of trouble with the State of Oregon's Board
of Medical Examiners.  Mr. Kolnick awarded himself the title of "Dr.",
and proceeded to give fraudulent medical advice on the 
alt.support.attn-deficit newsgroup.  His disruptive behavior is not
condoned on that forum.  AS a result, he lost his accounts on Aracnet
and Cyberhighway.

  I am no stranger to Mr. Kolnick's antics.  I had a hand in removing
his Teleport account.  I am surprised that it took so long (1 year)
for the ISP's to revoke his Usenet priviliges.  In the end, all's well
that ends well.

  Perhaps he will return under a new guise someday.  If or when that day
arrives, I will be ready to do battle once again.


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