This year Time Magazine nominated honest UFO researchers
as people of the year.  In a statement honoring this
monumental even, Sir Arthur CBE Wholeflaffers said,
"Thank you very much for this cherished award.
Honest UFO researchers have been toiling under
some of the harshest conditions imaginable,
but we have now convinced the majority of the
population that the ET presence IS real!

All that is left to do now is declare 
UFO debunkers as enemy combatants
and move them to a central location
to the nearest re-education camps!  The sooner that
happens the better ALL MANKIND will be.  We will
be moving into a BRAVE NEW WORLD of freedom,
anti-gravity devices and a world without
truth-terror, the kind that debunkers
give out!"