On Thu, 25 Dec 2003 23:26:05 -0500 (EST), nyceddie@webtv.net (E. L.)
wrote:

Mister Ed!

If you *don't* miss these NGs...then why are you here writing and
reading?

It is safe for you to come back, though...I quit doing the Horse
Report shortly after it drove you out of here with your smelly tail
between your hind legs.

Just thought you'd want to know.  It must be boring as hell here without
my input.

As you well know...the only person who complains about it being boring
is me...I am tired of the new kooks...they are just not as creative as
your equine self. I also miss Smitty/Flyspecks, UB, Interesting Ian,
RayBlow, Lisa Gardner and many others...Where is JoSux now that nutty
Nancy has been seen crying and moaning?

We do have some new kooks here. Like Garrrrry and BohneLicker, (you'd
really like him). But they don't have the pizzazz of the 'old school'
kooks, especially that profoundly fraudulent Mad Inventor...

Remember him? He was the nutcase who got an idea for an invention that
would revolutionize transportation after seeing a saucer make a crop
circle. Damn..he was some high-grade kooky. As you remember, I drove
him out of here with my rapier wit and unassailable logic.

 Too bad, you ain't getting it.

Who let the horse out?


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Pete Charest
KookSpotter
If you're not insulted, you're not a kook.