| Subject: Re: Time Magazine Person of the Year: HONEST UFO RESEARCHERS!! |
| From: Doktor DynaSoar |
| Date: 26/12/2003, 01:24 |
| Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.alien.research,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.paranet.abduct |
On Thu, 25 Dec 2003 08:23:48 GMT, Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers
Å.S.Å. <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
} This year Time Magazine nominated honest UFO researchers
} as people of the year.
YM "Hustler Magazine". HTH.
} In a statement honoring this
} monumental even, Sir Arthur CBE Wholeflaffers said,
} "Thank you very much for this cherished award.
} Honest UFO researchers have been toiling under
} some of the harshest conditions imaginable,
} but we have now convinced the majority of the
} population that the ET presence IS real!
ET == "Exciting Titties". HTH
} All that is left to do now is declare
} UFO debunkers as enemy combatants
} and move them to a central location
} to the nearest re-education camps! The sooner that
} happens the better ALL MANKIND will be. We will
} be moving into a BRAVE NEW WORLD of freedom,
} anti-gravity devices and a world without
} truth-terror, the kind that debunkers
} give out!"
}
The opposite of debunker is bunker.
A bunker creates bunk.
Bunk means untrue statements.
I hope you enjoyed my haiku.
--
Orbital Mind Control Lasers, Inc.:
"Just because you can see it doesn't mean it's real.
Just because it's not real doesn't mean it can't hurt you."