"Pete Charest" <BigDog@SharpTeeth.com> wrote in message
news:25fouvc5bjg5aanespod96fmiefiihebii@4ax.com...

On Thu, 25 Dec 2003 23:26:05 -0500 (EST),

nyceddie@webtv.net (E. L.)

wrote:

Mister Ed!

If you *don't* miss these NGs...then why are you here

writing and

reading?

It is safe for you to come back, though...I quit

doing the Horse

Report shortly after it drove you out of here with

your smelly tail

between your hind legs.

Just thought you'd want to know.  It must be boring

as hell here without

my input.

As you well know...the only person who complains

about it being boring

is me...I am tired of the new kooks...they are just

not as creative as

your equine self. I also miss Smitty/Flyspecks, UB,

Interesting Ian,

RayBlow, Lisa Gardner and many others...Where is

JoSux now that nutty

Nancy has been seen crying and moaning?

We do have some new kooks here. Like Garrrrry and

BohneLicker, (you'd

really like him). But they don't have the pizzazz of

the 'old school'

kooks, especially that profoundly fraudulent Mad

Inventor...

Remember him? He was the nutcase who got an idea for

an invention that

would revolutionize transportation after seeing a

saucer make a crop

circle. Damn..he was some high-grade kooky. As you

remember, I drove

him out of here with my rapier wit and unassailable

logic.

 Too bad, you ain't getting it.

Who let the horse out?


---
Pete Charest
KookSpotter
If you're not insulted, you're not a kook.

Howdy Pete.

Just as a point of information, is Mr. Ed a gelding?
He doesn't really seem to have any balls.

Harry