On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 11:40:09 -0500, no name wrote:

You will never get to Mars under any circumstances. Drugs may be your
only option.

Well my advice to NASA then is start taking the drugs the CIA is selling
on the streets, 'cause that's the ONLY way they're gonna get to Marz,
bucko.

(Sarcasm mode on) 
 
I'd like to thank the parents and teachers of the world for doing such a 
great job with the children. 
 
(Sarcasm mode off)