| Subject: Re: I don't miss these NGs nor any of you! Just my balls! |
| From: nyceddie@webtv.net (E. L.) |
| Date: 28/12/2003, 07:11 |
| Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.ufo.reports,alt.paranet.ufo |
Re: I don't miss these NGs nor any of you!
Group: alt.alien.research
Date: Sat, Dec 27, 2003, 11:32am (EST-3)
From: hbosch@charter.net (hbosch)
"Pete Charest" <BigDog@SharpTeeth.com> wrote in message
news:25fouvc5bjg5aanespod96fmiefiihebii@4ax.com...
On Thu, 25 Dec 2003 23:26:05 -0500 (EST),
nyceddie@webtv.net (E. L.)
wrote:
Mister Ed!
If you *don't* miss these NGs...then why are you here writing and
reading?
It is safe for you to come back, though...I quit doing the Horse Report
shortly after it drove you out of here with your smelly tail between
your hind legs.
e.l.: "Just thought you'd want to know. It must be boring as hell here
without
my input."
As you well know...the only person who complains about it being boring
is me ...I am tired of the new kooks...they are just
not as creative as your equine self. I also miss Smitty/Flyspecks, UB,
Interesting Ian, RayBlow, Lisa Gardner and many others...Where is
JoSux now that nutty Nancy has been seen crying and moaning?
We do have some new kooks here. Like Garrrrry and BohneLicker, (you'd
really like him). But they don't have the pizzazz of the 'old school'
kooks, especially that profoundly fraudulent Mad Inventor...
Remember him? He was the nutcase who got an idea for an invention that
would revolutionize transportation after seeing a
saucer make a crop circle. Damn..he was some high-grade kooky. As you
remember, I drove him out of here with my rapier wit and unassailable
logic.
e.l.: "Too bad, you ain't getting it."
Who let the horse out?
---
Pete Charest
KookSpotter
If you're not insulted, you're not a kook.
Howdy Pete.
Just as a point of information, is Mr. Ed a gelding? He doesn't really
seem to have any balls.
Harry
----------------------------------------------------
e.l.: "Harry, I told him, I said: "Pete, you just gotta give me a break
and remove your dentures, you are just as bad at giving a blowjob as you
are as an organ grinder." But did he listen to me? Did he think of
giving me a break after I let him near MY Hungry-Man member? Noooo.
Now I gotta hide out 'cause it just doesn't hang as low as it used to.
Hey Pete, remember how you used to play with it and wrap it around your
neck while imitating an elephant? Damn, I miss the good ol' days of a
romp in the hay with you."