On 29 Dec 2003 09:07:53 -0800, johnwaisman@aol.com (johnwaisman) wrote:

Sides, I ain't no spook and I's never been. Juss some feller with
a mite a sense. And mah sense tells me t'aint no Marshuns,
y'all juss made 'em up so's ya could have some fun in 
thisee-here newsgroup.

Marshuns. Bah humbug. 

Okay, you olde curmudgeon...  What can I do to help you understand that
there are indeed extraterrestrials visiting our planet?  You must be
interested, since you're posting here. ;-)