10 New-Year Resolutions for Debunkers/Trolls

1) Quit snorting swamp gas;
2) No more driving with crash-test dummies;
3) Stop chasing hedge hogs;
4) Cessation of throwing pie plates and garbage lids in the air; 
5) Throw away ALL books by Carl Sagan;
6) Send Phil Klass a Don�t Get Well Soon Card;
7) Read credible books about the extraterrestrial presence;
8) Stop supplying Rush Limbaugh with drugs;
9) Do everything that Sir Arthur CBE Wholeflaffers tells you to do;
10) Absolutely stop posting to the USENET!!