Crazy Art Wholeflaffer wrote:

A cheerful reminder: These newsgroups are CLOSED
to the following trolls, debunkers, kooks and useful idiots!
And please, no little snide comments, just leave NOW!

Failure to leave will result MAY result in a 
reprimand  by an official member from the staff of
Gen. Borman Killemall.  Your name will also be added
to the General's special "round-'em-up" list
WHEN, not if, martial law is declared!

KooKs: Patrick, Wilson, U. "Whore-House" Bob, Hughe/Sucke, 
Davis, Useful Idiot Jeff George, R. Quack, Whorelow, EEL
GooGooian, ASF-Wipe, Chen-Destabilizers, Wider "Anal" Sham-
D. Hertz,  Lewis, Chump-Pest, Brilliant Genius Mark Shippey

  Well Howdy Art! 
  Happy Holidays you old fart!                                   
  I can't believe that after all this time not posting, you
are STILL INCLUDING ME IN YOUR HATE LISTS!!!!!?????? And
still threatening me with your now famous "camps"! Does this
place never change, or is it still a never ending blast of
warmed over stale leftovers post that you keep recycling?
  And sure enough, Alexa is here posting about Carlyle!
  Happy holidays to you too Alexa. And everyone else.
  By the way, my house was RECENTLY INVADED BY GREY AGENTS.
Grey space aliens disguised as grey squirrels have attempted to
invade the attic of my house.... but we in the Texas Anti-Grey
Militia are currently engaging the alien enemy with full operational
force and are defeating the invasion.