New Years Resolutions for 'I don't know is on third'.
(unless who is on second or what is on first)


12. Have a torrid one-night stand with a UFO debunker.

11. Try to understand that the UFO debunker is from Venus and there is
nothing from Mars.

10. I will no longer be beholden or beford to the sound of the UFO
debunker.

9. Circulate petition that Leg Humping be a juried competition in
major UFO debunker newsgroups.

8. Call NORAD and tell them what that surgical mask-wearing freak does
to UFO debunkers.

7. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the UFO debunkers
and other anti gravity warp drives.

6. Don't let them ko0Ks figure out I'm just another hybrid with facts
and 100% proof !!!

5. Remind Artie to stop talking like Pete Charest.

4. Remind Ugly Bob that those beings from OUT THERE that have 
technology 50,000 years better than ours, are gonna just watch for a
little longer.

3. Give Horry 4000 billion dollars, so he can give it all to Dr Greer.

2. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! January 2nd -
December 31: Re-live victory over the sock. 

1. Forget all of the above. We have improvements as we speak !!!

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New Year Disclaimer:
God Bless Russia and America and other good democratic countries !!!