On Fri, 02 Jan 2004 17:26:51 GMT, "Woodsy" <woodsy@woodsy.com> wrote:

} 
} "Doktor DynaSoar" <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote in message
} news:u1v8vvku5aqj57sum21dnqbpmhk3p67a15@4ax.com...
} > I certainly don't recall being Andrea Chen. And I definitely wasn't
} > trolling Ugly Bob.
} >
} > But I must say, it's probably a waste of time to try to correct
} > someone who posts in all seriousness to usenet using phrases like "pee
} > pee brain". You're going to continue using the wrong names for people
} > because you think it makes you appear to know something.
} >
} > And in case you weren't aware, which I'm sure you weren't since you
} > apparently think using "pee pee brain" doesn't automatically mark you
} > as a feeble minded twit, things like "BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" are, in terms
} > of sophistication, right up there with an equal number of exclamation
} > marks.
} >
} > Please, by all means, use "BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" and "pee pee brain" as
} > often as you can. This will help prevent people from making the
} > mistake of taking anything you say seriously.
} >
} Wait just a minute there, Buster.

OK, but hurry, the little school bus leaves in 10 minutes and I have
to push somebody under it.

} Are you trying to tell us that there are people who post to Usenet with
} something serious to say?  Where?  I've been looking all over the place and
} have found little that could be classified as serious.

Me for one. You don't think I'm making fun of people for purely
gratuitous reasons, do you? I'm damn serious about it.

} Really...
Really.
} Honest...
Swear to God.
} No kiddin'.
Not in the least.
} Woodsy
Maybe it sounds that way, but I'm more Appalachian.