The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by Peter J
Ross, and I thusly replied: 

On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 at 05:02 GMT, Ebb Chernobyl wrote in
alt.alcatroll:

In message, <bt0676$28n$0@pita.alt.net>, "Elf Snowmega"
<Elf_Snowmega@o_-> spewed:

|x-no-archive: yes
|ULY Official Stat Generator news:bsvh2p$1i3$0@pita.alt.net
|
|> Newsgroup 'uk.local.yorkshire' - Weekly Stats  31-Dec-03
|> Generated by the *Official* uk.local.yorkshire Stat Generator
|
|<snip>
|> ------------------------START SECTION
|> 'POSTERS'----------------------- 
|>
|> Number of posts by Person (149 people posted during this period)
|>
|> TT  = This Time
|> -1W = Last Time
|> -2W = Last Last Time
|> -3W = Last Last Last Time
|> AML = Average Message Lines
|> QP  = Average Message Quoted Percent
|> PGM = Percentage of Group in Messages
|> PGB = Percentage of Group in Bytes
|>
|> TT  -1W -2W -3W Person                       #  AML   QP   PGM   PGB
|> --- --- --- --- ------                     ---- --- ----- ----- -----
|> 1   1   2   9   Reverend Parson Peter Pars   95  40 61.7% 16.9% 16.9%
|> 2   --- --- --- elyK lihP.................   80  49 56.0% 14.2% 11.9%
|
|The Reverend and Phil Kyle have been crossposting too much.
|Even trolls are ignoring them.

Bollocks!

It's impossible to crosspost too much.

But 95 posts is a pathetic total, unless they were all made in an
hour.

It's only uk.local.yorkshire. You should see the stats for demon.local...
far healthier! 

-- 
The Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
Smiting Sinful Usenet Users Since 1874

"A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his
tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord." 
- Deuteronomy 23:2