Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip wrote:
: The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by
: Peter J Ross, and I thusly replied:
:
:: On Thu, 01 Jan 2004 at 13:07 GMT, Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip wrote
:: in alt.alcatroll:
::
::: Path: gadfly.meow.org!kermit!newsfeed-east.nntpserver.com!
::: nntpserver.com!news.alt.net!usenet
::                 ^^^^^^^^^^^^
::
:::: ALCATROLL HACE MUCH GRATENESS!!!!2!!!!
:::
::: Why is this group not on my ISP's server?
::
:: It's on all the servers in your path, especially the one you appear
:: to be using.
:
: I hate reading off Altopia - it's fucking shit. The worst retention
: ever.

you should consider subscribing to ambyte, vicar.
http://www.ambyte.co.uk
it has similar privacy policies, but far superior retention.
:
:: But if you're in the UK, your ISP is probably crap, which would
:: explain it.
:
: Indeed. ISPs in the UK are generally pants.

agreed.
pants with great big flares and a damp patch in teh groin.

-- 
Steve Leyland
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http://www.freetommychong.org/

In a free society, a man should be free to do as he chooses so long as
he harms no-one. It is our firm belief that Mr. Chong has harmed
no-one, and is being unfairly targeted for prosecution because of his
celebrity status. In short, "this sucks", and we won't stand for it.
Join our movement to stop this travesty of justice! If you won't stand
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"I went to the Garden of Love,
  And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
  Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
  And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
  That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
  And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
  And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
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"Until the philosophy which holds one race superior and another
inferior is finally and permanently discredited and abandoned; until
there is no longer any first-class and second-class citizens of any
nation; until the color of a man's skin is of no more significance than
the color of his eyes; until the basic human rights are equally
guaranteed to all, without regard to race -- until that day, the dreams
of lasting peace and world citizenship and the rule of international
morality will remain but a fleeting illusion, to be pursued but never
attained."

Haile Sellassie.
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"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


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