On Sun, 04 Jan 2004 01:29:50 GMT, no name <oobie@doobie.com> wrote:

} On Sat, 03 Jan 2004 18:20:21 -0700, Hans Zarkov <sawkpuppet@mingo.lab>
} wrote:
} 
} [...]
} 
} >Alexa.  Meow.
} 
} She's  a beautiful, nice and honest woman.
} 
} And also took an oath to protect the United States of America from enemies
} foreign and domestic.
} 
} When Oliver North was shredding CIA drug  money laundering documents in the
} White House house, Bush Sr. sent McFarland to Groom to destroy their paper
} trail.

Yes, it is SO embarassing when you come out and you've got some of the
paper stuck to your shoe and it just trails behind you and everyone is
looking at you and snickering because they just KNOW you've just come
back from pooping.