"Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip" <revereatmy@ngelicqualities.evilsatan> wrote
in message news:GOD9468736278F3Fgotochurch@mass-at-11am-every-Sunday.orgy...
At least give me something for my money? FGS

This post is so wrong it's untrue. Your chariot^Wcaravan (*snicker*)

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Shame on you brother,  for allowing such unworthy thoughts to fester within
you!

Have you forgotten that pride is the deadliest of all sins?!

Our ministry ought not to be only to the rich and privileged! -rather, we
should go forth with joy into the highways and byways calling sinners to
repentance! (and, verily,  who can be a greater sinner than he who clogs up
the M5 on a summer afternoon with his swaying caravan?!)

Is it not written that, upon the broad thoroughfares of the New Jerusalem,
there will be ample room for all?! - and that, upon the blessed boulevards
of paradise, the humblest Sprite Alpine will be as welcome as the proudest
Hymer S-Class Motorhome?!

So, think on! - we are not sent to condemn these people, but to tell them of
the many pleasures awaiting them when they die - and to encourage them to
taste them as swiftly as possible....