The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by Peter J
Ross, and I thusly replied: 

On Fri, 09 Jan 2004 at 00:20 GMT, Doctor Procphiltor wrote in
alt.alcatroll:

Peter J Ross vomited The trols? onto my velour:

On Wed, 07 Jan 2004 at 22:18 GMT, I'm not Phil I'm a sock wrote in
alt.alcatroll: 

Peter J Ross vomited The trols? onto my velour:

On Wed, 07 Jan 2004 at 14:28 GMT, Beverly Archer wrote in
alt.alcatroll: 

"I'm not Phil I'm a sock" <ng_abuse@yahoogroups.co.uk> wrote in
message news:0+fY6BROXK+$EwxV@dvsvds.nut...

wemfish vomited The trols? onto my velour:

Have the trolls gone or is my kill file working perfectly, Ive
not seen a troll for days!!!

No.

I've been pretty busy, but do you need a troll?  Bev

There can never be too many trolls.

Wise words. For a pedo.

But I didn't write them for a pedo!

Oh well I won't use them.

Phew! I got away with it. For a moment I thought you'd found out that
I was uploading erotic pix of preteens, like this one:

<http://www.petitmorte.net/pjr/pjr_baby.jpg>

Phwoar! As a man of the cloth, that really does make me horny.

-- 
The Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
Smiting Sinful Usenet Users Since 1874

"A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his
tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord." 
- Deuteronomy 23:2