Subject: Re: The Official (unmoderated) ULY New Year Stats - 31/12/2003
From: revereatmy@ngelicqualities.evilsatan (Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip)
Date: 11/01/2004, 00:24
Newsgroups: talk.religion.newage,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.astrology,alt.spirituality.circle,alt.fan.karl-malden.nose,alt.alcatroll,alt.troll,demon.local,uk.local.yorkshire

The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by Veronica
Karlsson, and I thusly replied: 

Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip wrote:
Veronica Karlsson wrote:
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip wrote:
Veronica Karlsson wrote:
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip wrote:
Veronica Karlsson wrote:
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip wrote:
EVIL Veronica wrote:
Ebb Chernobyl wrote:
Elf Snowmega spewed:
|The Reverend and Phil Kyle have been crossposting too
|much. Even trolls are ignoring them.

Bollocks!

It's impossible to crosspost too much.

Trolls don't ignore people because they "crosspost too
much". Trolls ignore people because they're boring.

I think you're confused.

Not at all. I called you boring. Live with it!

Excellent. What group do you hail from then?

This group. And you?

The other group.

I see.

Ah, but do you?

Yes.

As people used to say: "Coolies."

Does your group have an alleged sig length rule?

Of course.

I thought only demon.local had one of them.

No no no, sig length is very important.

Agreed. But always remember:

It's not the width,
It's not the size,
It's how many times
You can make it rise.

(did you see the enjambment on the third line there? Marvellous!)

-- The Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip Smiting Sinful Usenet Users Since 1874 "A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord." - Deuteronomy 23:2