I´ve build an anti-UFO cannon
Subject: I´ve build an anti-UFO cannon
From: moltotarl@yahoo.com.mx (Alberto Panno-Peano)
Date: 18/01/2004, 07:52
Newsgroups: alt.paranet.ufo

If any UFO dares to fly over my land, it will be shot down without
warning !

I have built a neutron-accelerator-plasma-laser-beam cannon and a UFO
- detecting system to neutralize their cheap cloaking devices.

I´m sick and tired of aliens flying over our heads , making jokes of
me, watching me nude and shit on my head.

Now it´s payback time , aliens !

So I´d advice anybody to build some anti-alien cannon , too.