* <nospam@plz.com> wrote in
news:j4fo10dt3h9ujipr71fp5mgvd28faop5gf@4ax.com: 

On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 23:20:00 -0000, Mark Shippey
<colonel@anti-grey-militia.net> wrote:

* <nospam@plz.com> wrote:

The need for repeated exams of human beings was to test for
pollution and environmental related issues.  The aliens were gauging
the extent and effect of pollution on human beings.

The small scope tissue biopsies that may report after and abduction
are skin biopsy tests for pollutants.

  BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! The ugly little bug-eyed skinny space alien
  monsters 
are so stupid and primitive that they have to do crimes like
kidnapping to get tissue for testing? BWHAHAHAHAHA! They can't figure
out an easier, less time consuming and difficult method? BWHAHAHAHA!
What idiots! 

Like what, big mouthed arrogant ass?

   BWHAHAHAHAHA!
  If you can't figure out even one way to get samples to test for pollution 
without staging elaborate abduction plans, well, you aren't the brightest 
bulb on the shelf now are you? And what the hell kind of advance culture 
would need to do two bit cheap kidnapping schemes to test for pollution
effect? BWHAHAHAHAHA! You are translating our current technology for 
tagging and testing animals, and projecting it onto a culture you claim is 
oh so advanced. BWHAHAHA! And the still use 20th Century human techniques 
to monitor a species! Even when the samples they might need could be 
aquired in any number of lab settings and other ways..... the dumb little 
skinny bug-eyed perverts have to zoom around in space ships kidnapping 
people in the middle on the night! Excuse me, but BWHAHAHAHAHA!