* <nospam@plz.com> wrote:

[ who cares ]

If I were running Area 51, I would make a big, shiny, saucer-
shaped balloon, paint some unearthly features on it, and park it 
where the nuts couldn't miss it. It would be visible for only a 
couple of minutes, repeated until I the first time I found a 
picture of it on the internet.  Then I would make sure lots of 
pictures of it escaped into the wild.

Most people would say it looks like a saucer, but only  the most 
fucked up two or three percent of them would say 
"extraterrestrial saucer."  I'd continue leaking pictures until 
I fooled at least half a dozen people with nearly average 
intelligence, so we could hear something approximating a 
rational conspiracy theory. (Not that you crazies aren't fun, 
but it's getting old.) 

If this is what's happening, I'm reminding the guy who's doing 
it that you aren't there yet.  It's time to leak something new.