In article <942230p7q5g6nq6p33itd2crh8mj9uiljk@4ax.com>, David Patrick says...

On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 08:52:10 GMT, Amalgamated Press Special!
<nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:

UFO Debunkers Finish Up Recruitment Drive//Top Cop Very "Alarmed!"

Head of the Debunker Cult, Capt. Mike Shitley
proudly announced that he was able to recruit fresh blood as well bringing back
some of the old-timers.

These libelous rants are the only original thing you ever post. You
only seem to come up with a new one every year or so. This one was
last posted back in september last year.

Come on, Flaffer, stop repeating yourself. Write something new.

It's sad to say how correct Amalgamated Press was.
Yes, they did accurately predict the old-timers
would be filtering back in, and alas, there YOU are Patty,
there you ARE!!

Now be a good debunker and turn yourself over
to the PROPER authorities this time for fast
shipment to Camp X-Ray, and BEYOND!!

The whole WORLD is standing up and just
saying NO to debunkers and false scientists
and YES to real researchers, such as myself!!

Now please leave and remember you are to
ask permission from me before you post again!!
Somehow you keep forgetting!  WHY IS THIS!!!  Hmmmmm?

Here is your OFFICIAL NOTICE!

OFFICIAL NOTICE: The following Debunkers MUST Leave the Usenet Immediately!   

The following KooKs, spOOks and Cult of Useful Idiot Members MUST leave
these newsgroups immediately, voluntarily of course: 

KooKs: Patrick, Wilson, U Bob, Hughe/Sucke/Mr. XXX, Twit, 
Useful Idiot Jeff George, Sludge, R. Quack, GooGooian, ASF-Wipe,
Chen-Destabilizers, Wider Sham , Lewis, Chump-Pest, Mr. XXXX, Sir
Gilligan, Wally Anglesea�, Sir Gooligan, Mr. 4X, 

8-year old bed-wetters: Cap. Mak Shittley, Davis.

spOOks: Borsch, Echelon Spin-etti, Adams, Weller, O-BORG. 

Please consider leaving RIGHT NOW, before new amendments are passed to
the Ultra-Patriot Act which will make UFO Debunking, debunkers and
anti-science diatribes illegal. 

Dismissed, 
Sir Arthur