On Thu, 26 Feb 2004 12:10:58 +1030, "Steve nunya" <dont@bother.com>
wrote:

If you're rowing your canoe down Main Street and one of the tires
falls off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house?

LOL, thats the funniest thing I've seen for a while.
The problem is I suspect somebody in this group will give you a serious
answer

Well I've been asked that question about 30 years ago and luckily I
was given the answer:  Grass can't grow on a football.