On Thu, 26 Feb 2004 12:53:44 -0600, Tim Davis <numatic@flash.net>
wrote:

} On Thu, 26 Feb 2004 12:10:58 +1030, "Steve nunya" <dont@bother.com>
} wrote:
} 
} >
} >>If you're rowing your canoe down Main Street and one of the tires
} >>falls off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house?
} >
} >LOL, thats the funniest thing I've seen for a while.
} >The problem is I suspect somebody in this group will give you a serious
} >answer
} >
} 
} Well I've been asked that question about 30 years ago and luckily I
} was given the answer:  Grass can't grow on a football.
} 

That's one. Others:
"Five. Because panckaes can't fly."
"Ice cream doesn't have bones."
I used to favor "One for each side of the circle" until someone
pointed out a circle has two sides, an inside and an outside, and I
hate being upstaged.

I suppose if one were to be incurably Pythonated, it would be
acceptable for them to offer "Is that a European doghouse, or an
African doghouse?"