On Fri, 27 Feb 2004 11:06:24 +1030, "Steve nunya" <dont@bother.com>
wrote:

} 
} Doktor DynaSoar wrote in message
} <3ivs30lssa7otehsp40jpm98lf4q00a2th@4ax.com>...
} >On Thu, 26 Feb 2004 12:53:44 -0600, Tim Davis <numatic@flash.net>
} >wrote:
} >
} >} On Thu, 26 Feb 2004 12:10:58 +1030, "Steve nunya" <dont@bother.com>
} >} wrote:
} >}
} >} >
} >} >>If you're rowing your canoe down Main Street and one of the tires
} >} >>falls off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house?
} >} >
} >} >LOL, thats the funniest thing I've seen for a while.
} >} >The problem is I suspect somebody in this group will give you a serious
} >} >answer
} >} >
} >}
} >} Well I've been asked that question about 30 years ago and luckily I
} >} was given the answer:  Grass can't grow on a football.
} >}
} >
} >That's one. Others:
} >"Five. Because panckaes can't fly."
} >"Ice cream doesn't have bones."
} >I used to favor "One for each side of the circle" until someone
} >pointed out a circle has two sides, an inside and an outside, and I
} >hate being upstaged.
} >
} >I suppose if one were to be incurably Pythonated, it would be
} >acceptable for them to offer "Is that a European doghouse, or an
} >African doghouse?"
} >
} 
} AH HA! I've cracked it! you were talking in code!
} here's the code
} Canoe = UFO
} Tires = cloak
} Pancakes = public officials
} Dog house = Story
} there fore
} "If you're rowing your canoe down Main Street and one of the tires
}  falls off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house?"
} realy means
} "If you flying in your UFO and You loose you're CLOAK
} how many PUBLIC OFFICALS do you have to bribe to cover THE STORY"
} 

Very, VERY good. That makes perfect sense.

Therefore it's wrong.

We can't have this stuff making sense. How would we be able to ID the
kooks otherwise?