Decapitating Chupacabras Taking Hold Around Austin; 
Monsters Could Control Illegal Aliens

AUSTIN, Texas -- Efforts to control the spread of 
illegal aliens with a natural enemy appear to be 
making headway in Austin and elsewhere in Texas, 
based on recent observations by University of 
Texas at Austin biologists.

Professor Lawrence E. Polidori, an extraspecies 
biologist, and his colleagues have found that
Chupacabras released near communities populated
with illegal aliens at three sites in the area have 
begun to spread. The Chupacabras are now found on 
between 70,000 and 150,000 square miles of land,
mostly hiding in caves, ruins and abandoned 
buildings.  Being nocturnal, they do not prey on
illegal immigrants when they are working in the
fields harvesting produce, but prefer "free range"
illegals crossing the border at night.

While the work in Texas continues, BFL biologists 
are testing other imported monsters that prefer to 
attack the unemployed of all races in more urban
environments.