On 02 Mar 2004 20:33:02 GMT, Robert Buchanan <?????????@?????????.???>
wrote:

SEE * at alt.usenet.kooks on 01 Mar 2004! Reserve your tickets now!

On Mon, 01 Mar 2004 18:41:05 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
<vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote:

On 29 Feb 2004 06:41:59 GMT, Robert Buchanan <?????????@?????????.???>
wrote in alt.fan.art-bell:

SEE * at alt.usenet.kooks on 29 Feb 2004! Reserve your tickets now!

On 29 Feb 2004 06:26:57 GMT, Robert Buchanan
<?????????@?????????.???> wrote:

SEE * at alt.usenet.kooks on 29 Feb 2004! Reserve your tickets now!

On Sat, 28 Feb 2004 22:17:56 -0500, Doktor DynaSoar
<targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote:

On Fri, 27 Feb 2004 23:47:07 GMT, * <nospam@plz.com> wrote:

} On Fri, 27 Feb 2004 15:26:36 -0500, Doktor DynaSoar
<targeting@OMCL.mil> } wrote:
} 
} >How would we be able to ID the
} >kooks otherwise?
} 
} Kooks are the first to label others kooks.
} 
} That makes you King of Kooks!

Certainly one of the oldest living.

} Congrats.

I'd be more than happy to accept any award you could get me
nominated for and voted in. I can't do it myself.

Suffer in silence with the rest of your kooky paid disinformation
agents which proliferate these newsgroups.

Tell us more about how Haliburton is prepared to drill for oil on
Mars, Alexa!

Hi you fakey Robert Buchanan.

That's right, I forgot! I'm not the *real* Robert Buchanan. Tell me
more about the Real Robert, so that I may better emulate him
for...who was it again? My bosses at the CIA?

Still obsessing I see.  Obsess away, it
won't do you any good, except make you the laughing stock of the
universe. 

There, there, Alexa.

It's nothing you should be
proud of, and I'm certainly not impressed.

I'm sure Herr Doktor is very upset upon reading that.

Tell someone who gives a shit.

You seem bitter, Alexa. Did waking up to nobody as usual get under
your skin more than it typically does?

She must be out of vodka.

She doesn't drink alcohol.  Or take drugs.  And her IQ is over 200. 
And she's beautiful.  And she's perfectly and certifiably sane.  And
the CIA is very fearful of her.

And she's certifiably insane.

Nope, her shrink thinks she's brilliant and well.